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The original 42pcenter MD (Elite) posted this on Monday, 16th February 2004, 12:14

baseball bat at the ready as we will be inundated with cap `n` hoody wearing scrotes >:(

Scrote: " do u do bose mate, that stuffs the fukin bolox init mate. What about mixers?"

Me: "Do we look like a cake making shop sir"

Scrote: "This shop fukin s*** lets fuk off man"

Me: "ok, goodbye sir, do fuk off"

Hummmpf >:(

All the best,

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gearbox (Competent) posted this on Monday, 16th February 2004, 12:36

Should they be visiting the shop over the road?
Send them to the nearest skateboard shop and the`ll be cuming in there nappies.
All hoodies should be hit with a bat to help them understand the nature of good manners.
No how about a cheap plasma Mr Bruce?

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Ben Franklin (Reviewer) posted this on Monday, 16th February 2004, 12:41

So then, do you do Bose? ;)



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BallisticJack (Mostly Harmless) posted this on Monday, 16th February 2004, 12:51

...and what about mixers? :)

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dusty321 (Elite) posted this on Monday, 16th February 2004, 13:33

Maybe a blender?


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Anil Khedun (Elite) posted this on Monday, 16th February 2004, 13:50

A nice Kenwood perhaps?

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kywy (Elite) posted this on Monday, 16th February 2004, 14:00

Andrew,
Despite the young enthusiasts lack of vocabulary, is it not the case that Bose is indeed the pinnicle, nay the apogee of audio excellence ?

It surprises me that a music shop like your own does not stock 16 and 24 channel mixers, tone changers, DJ turntables and a good range of smoke machines, colour lights and effects, all surely essential in the enjoyment of that sublime music genre called Rap n` house n` garage Man.

Remember these young men are the cheque fraudsters and credit card boosters of your next generation of customers.

Can you REALLY afford to ignore them ?

P. 8)

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Jim Morrison (Elite) posted this on Monday, 16th February 2004, 14:24

Local TV / DVD / Hi-Fi store near me doesn`t let you go anywhere near it if you`re under 16 and not accompanied by an adult. There is a guy there just wating to kick them out.
You should make a sign to put on the door to go with your cigarette in a red circle and your hamburger in a red circle, a hoodie in a red circle!
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soulman_uk (Competent) posted this on Monday, 16th February 2004, 15:38

Yep half term is here and the little critters are out in a full force.

Just watch yourself they seem to be moving in groups of 6 upwards and standing about like old laddies speaking with bad english and this is what is considered cool?

hmmm at that age I was chasing gorgeous girls not standing about like a tit talking about crap to other fellas saved my crap for the women. ;)

So keep an eye on yourself and keep your bat to the ready and be careful geezer. Little punks these days got all sorts of crap under those layers of clothes to hide there skinny bodies.

Cheers

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GlennTheBaker (Competent) posted this on Monday, 16th February 2004, 15:53

Got any Slipknot?

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