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This is one for all you guys who dont wash their hands after you go for a p!55.

I was having a chat with the missus the other day and i was telling her how surprised she`d be if she realised how many blokes just dont wash their hands after they go for a `number 1`.

I think its absolutley gross. In my job i meet alot of different people and have to shake alot of hands every day - it makes me sick when i think the massive majority of em dont even bother cleaning thier hands.

Its fricking disgusting - and you know you do it!!!

Anyway - rant over

Neil

And just think of all those bowls of peanuts on the pub bar! :) :)

Oscar.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3396851.stm

Nice little article in a similar vein.

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This item was edited on Monday, 19th January 2004, 09:42

when was the last time you saw peanuts on the bar? never? They`ve always been in little packets behind the bar and cost an extortionate amount whenever I`ve seen them.

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when was the last time you saw peanuts on the bar?


Around christmas time and sunday lunch time Avoid `em !!!!!!!!!!!!!

This item was edited on Monday, 19th January 2004, 10:19

Just to play Devils Advocate. So you are at the pub. Go for a p***. Wash your hand and then grab the door handle on the way out. You have just wasted 30 seconds of drinking time. You and the missus are feeling a bit horny and dash off home for some rumpy pumpy. I take it you won`t be doing any oral sex type things as there are bound to be p*** traces ;)

Just in an argumentitive mood. Ignor me.

All the best,

The 42%er.

Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world.

Cos im such a pranoid hygiene freak about these sort of matters - if in a pub/club i normally pull the door open with my little finger and i try and hold the door handle say right at the top where i assume fewer people touch it there!

Call me weird - yes i know.

Neil

I agree with the 42%er. The way i figure it is;

a) I dont waz on my hands (and id feel it if i did ;) )

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b) I probably get more crap off bog door handles on the way out than i could ever hope to wash off with a cursory scrub.

And dont even get me started on people who bite their nails, the sick bastads.

In our works toilet we have those cloth towels on a roller type thing. On two seperate occasions I have seen people having a pee then going straight over to the rollers and drying their hands (ie not washing them, yet somehow they are wet!)

I have started to use the other toilet with the blow hand driers now.

ps Neiliboy, I often rub my genitalia right at the top of doorhandles in bars. Never knew why until now :D

A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire

The olfactory system (nose) works by ingesting tiny airborne particles of whatever it is your smelling, and for want of a better word, tasting them.

Just think about that the next time you go into a smelly bog. :p

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