ebony.branch(Elite) posted this on Friday, 10th October 2003, 14:57
How I got INNER PEACE
I am passing this on to you, my dear friends, because it has definitely worked for me.
I was lost and troubled in a sea of hurt. I didn`t know which way to turn to heal my fractured mind. Then, by following the simple advice I read in an article, I finally found inner peace........the article read:
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you`ve started."
So I looked around the house to see all the things I`d started and hadn`t finished....and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of white wine, a bottle of Vodka , some Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates, 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a 1/2 can of cider, a large joint and some cheese. You have no idea how ****king good I feel right now....
You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...
RE: How to find inner peace
mattski(Competent) posted this on Friday, 10th October 2003, 15:04
LOL! But aren`t you running the risk of all that inner peace being wasted violently down the toilet?!?!
RE: How to find inner peace
ebony.branch(Elite) posted this on Friday, 10th October 2003, 16:25
Then it becomes outer peace.
RE: How to find inner peace
the eggman(Elite) posted this on Friday, 10th October 2003, 18:04
Or if youv`e been eating peas it becomes outer peas
Those pesky Maori`s have nicked my sandwiches again
RE: How to find inner peace
mattski(Competent) posted this on Friday, 10th October 2003, 19:37
But surely `outer peace (or peas)` would most certainly not be peaceful for anyone else that comes into contact with it?! More inner peace would certainly be required then!
RE: How to find inner peace
Jitendar Canth(Reviewer) posted this on Friday, 10th October 2003, 21:00
I found inner peace ages ago,
Fortunately I still have outer obnoxiousness ;)
=========================== Jitendar Canth
Quote: "Back off man, I`m a scientist!"
Site Reviewer at DVD Reviewer
RE: How to find inner peace
coops89(Competent) posted this on Saturday, 11th October 2003, 00:36
"Stop taking the peace will ya !" :)
Coops
RE: How to find inner peace
floyd_dylan(Elite) posted this on Saturday, 11th October 2003, 15:57
I want one of those inner self blue bears thats on the actimil ads.
Rassilon(Elite) posted this on Monday, 13th October 2003, 12:23
My ways to inner peace for today -
Put a Remedy call on hold indefinately when the customer rings me personally for the work to be done IMMEDIATELY after logging the call & then chases the helldesk who chases us/me again.
Wipe a troublesome customers data & profile remotely.
Give him another troublesome customer a new PC today & take it away tomorrow when the port replicator arrives come in for his recently acquired ancient laptop so he has no justiication for a desktop.
"Great chunks of my past detaching themselves like melting icebergs"
This item was edited on Monday, 13th October 2003, 20:37
RE: How to find inner peace
ebony.branch(Elite) posted this on Monday, 13th October 2003, 12:26
Jitendar, you have given me a new mantra for my life.
