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Stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card"

Rassilon (Elite) posted this on Friday, 19th September 2003, 09:17

Where I work is closing down & this chap is taking the voluntary redundancy
££££££ & has a job to go to.

I am stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card".

Ideas?

"Great chunks of my past detaching themselves like melting icebergs"

RE: Stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card"

ebony.branch (Elite) posted this on Friday, 19th September 2003, 10:32

How about:

"You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky bastard" ;-)

RE: Stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card"

Jonpy (Competent) posted this on Friday, 19th September 2003, 10:56

How about, "Sorry for the poor grammar on this Greetings card" ?

J.

RE: Stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card"

Jon_C (Elite) posted this on Friday, 19th September 2003, 11:01

On a tangent, I know a guy who, after splitting up with his girlfriend, sent her a card saying `Sorry you`re leaving` with the word `me` scrawled underneath.

RE: Stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card"

Phil R (Competent) posted this on Friday, 19th September 2003, 12:18

Someone wrote "you`re the best left-footed football player in comparison to their right-foot I have ever known " on mine. Hmmmm....

RE: Stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card"

Oscar Wallace (Elite) posted this on Friday, 19th September 2003, 13:00

Quote:
Where I work is closing down & this chap is taking the voluntary redundancy
££££££ & has a job to go to.

Well ain`t you all leaving seems odd to say sorry your leaving when you are all in the same boat?

Oscar.

RE: Stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card"

Rassilon (Elite) posted this on Friday, 19th September 2003, 13:26

Quote:
Well ain`t you all leaving seems odd to say sorry your leaving when you are all in the same boat?

Not all the site is closing down in one go & I am a contractor, my boat is aiming for a different iceberg!

"Great chunks of my past detaching themselves like melting icebergs"

RE: Stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card"

hairyhaggler (Elite) posted this on Friday, 19th September 2003, 16:04

How about. "Glad you are leaving. Now we dont have to close the factory anymore.!!!"



If you play with Feathers you get your Bum Tickled.!

RE: Stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card"

chewie (Elite) posted this on Friday, 19th September 2003, 16:19

"Sorry you`re leaving, don`t let the door hit your arse on the way out"


Everyone is entitled to an opinion, no matter how wrong it is ;-)

RE: Stuck for ideas for a "witty" message on a "Sorry your leaving card"

SheepDip (Competent) posted this on Saturday, 20th September 2003, 17:44

Well I once signed a leaving card with the phrase
"Just p*** off"

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