Page 1 of The crappest lyrics I have ever read!!!

We all know that the yanks- even tho they make cool music, when you read the lyrics, you think- WTF is that all about???

Unlike Alanis and her misunderstanding of the word Ironic, they`re some bands who like to use certain words in a more creative way.

But they're are also bands that like to use all kind of words to the point they make no sense whatsoever.

I have just seen a video by Hot Action Cops, and half the time the lyrics are blanked out, so I was curious what shockin words MTV edited out.

To be honest I can`t figure out what this bloke is one about, the lyrics looks like it was written by someone who doesn`t speak or write English well.

Here's the lyrics, all I can make of it is that he wants some KFC.



Do you think that I can get some chickie chickie
Maybe gets a little finga sticky sticky
You my electrical lip balm flava
I gotta do ya until the next song saves ya
And can I get a little zip zip lookie lookie
Can I get a little uh uh nookie nookie
Hey whatcha say, it doesn't matter anyway
You won't do another 'cause you're getting with me

She got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
And did I mention, hey pay attention
Gonna take that bootie to the nudie dimension
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

Chorus

Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
oh pretty pretty shy whoap whoap
Oh hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
oh pretty pretty fly whoap whoap
What do I have to say
to get inside girl
what do I have to say

Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap, Mmmmmmm

Can I get a little yum, yum kitty kitty
Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty
Do you wanna get triple x groovie
Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie
And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky
Let me get you butt naked licky licky
Here we go yo here's the scenario
Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio

Ya got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
I'm your lovey dovey bedtime playa
Call me the super sexy boogie man slayer
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

Repeat Chorus

I got the fever for the flava of a cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap
Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Go!

Do you think that I can get some chickie chickie
Maybe gets a little finga sticky sticky
You wanna suck it like a bong hit wacky
You gotta be my First Lady Jackie

She got the power of the hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Let's party hardy and rock n' roll
We drink Bacardi and smoke a bowl
I got the green glow under my car
I got the boom boom system you can hear real far

Repeat Chorus

I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
I got the fever for the flava of the cootchie
Yo hey ma yo hey ma yo hey mamama hootchie
Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap
Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Whoap Go!

Anyone?

floyd
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Bring `em on, I`d prefer a straight fight

I think Ricky Martins "you wear me out like a pair of shoes" takes some beating!

"One love - for the hip-hop beats"
-Blue

wtf?

Anil
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Holy sh*t Floyd, you`re right, that`s the biggest pile of ka-ka I`ve heard in a long while!

Can`t these people just go out and get laid instead of singing about trying to and selling the resulting pile of vomit to kids who can`t?

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Gruntboy
Absolute B*stard

You don`t have to look far to find a worse lyricist than the king of pop, Michael Jackson.

Don`t get me wrong, I like half of his stuff (particularly around the Thriller and Bad eras) but:

If you can`t feed your baby (yeah, yeah)
Then don`t have a baby (yeah, yeah)
And don`t think maybe (yeah, yeah)
If you can`t feed your baby (yeah, yeah)

is about as shallow as Radiohead lyrics are deep. :)


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Remember that crap song called "life" by desre`e

and it go`s:-
I don`t want to see a ghost
it`s the sight that i fear most
i`d rather have a piece of toast
and watch the evening news

who write`s this total crap or what`s even worse who the bloody hell buy`s it?

"Comb your hair,
Go for a walk
spray
Superman etc etc etc.


Surely Black Lace deserve this title?

"I don`t want to see a ghost"
"it`s the sight that i fear most"
"i`d rather have a piece of toast"
"and watch the evening news"

Serious? Is that really a song? I p***ed myself laughing when I read that!!!

This item was edited on Tuesday, 29th April 2003, 11:39

You`re about as easy as a nuclear war - Duran Duran. Is there something i should know?

"I`m as serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer"

Turbo B, slowest rapper on Earth

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