Page 1 of Let`s write a story : two half-sentences each only
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These usually end up being totally surreal, but after the wasp thread I`m sure you lot are game.

Two half-sentences each per posting only, so that the next person has to finish off the preceding sentence, and then start their own. Here goes :



He wasn`t too sure how he got there, but when he looked down he saw...

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...that his closhes were sodden - dripping with an indescribable mix of fetid water and decaying vegetables. Waking up in such a state was puzzling, to say the least, and...

...what bothered him most, as his head cleared, was the extra limb he`d apparently acquired. He rubbed his sleep-gummed eyes, only to discover....

...that his hands were actually hairy paws. In shock he got up and to his horror noticed that...

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a dead bloody body lying next to him, one leg wrapped around his. He sat up with a start and reached out ...

to touch the shaven chipmunk lying beside him. Surprisingly the chipmunk looked happy, and was carrying...

on an illicit affair with my next door neighbours wife, who despite her 47 years was...

A foxy little chick. Then he asked himself, why was he sleeping with a flightless bird, that..

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...clearly couldn`t string two words together. If only he had listened to his mother and...

...decided that he may be better off as a virgin and resorted to `hand shandy`s instead. But then, a thought came into his head...

This item was edited on Thursday, 19th September 2002, 10:01