OBzilla!(Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 17:05
i want some `Adult` DVDs but i don`t want to pay over £15 and i want to buy from a shop, not online. Anyone know of any shops which sell good porn dvds? whats wif the new bbfc guidlines on porn, is it more explicit now?
~OB~
RE: need porn!
Bryan A(Mostly Harmless) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 17:26
I presume that only so you can test out the multi angle funtion on your player....right?
:o)
RE: need porn!
AWJ72(Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 18:13
not just multi angle, what about ZOOM!!!!!!!
RE: need porn!
STORMTROOPER(Competent) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 21:40
ZOOM and the Unrated version of Basic Instinct what a combo
RE: need porn!
Joe McEwan(Mostly Harmless) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 23:45
You are one sad (and most likely single) person. Why don`t you try the better side of DVD - Terminator (that has some nudity you can jack off to) for example. Or you can just bury your head in the sand you sad piece of s***.
RE: need porn!
Westy(Elite) posted this on Wednesday, 29th August 2001, 23:56
I have to ask Joe,
Was there any need for that? Are you saying that those of us with partners don`t dabble in the `foreign cultural` industry now and again? Don`t be so cynical and let people have their say for porns sake!
Westy
RE: need porn!
OBzilla!(Competent) posted this on Thursday, 30th August 2001, 11:22
It`s actually for my 16 year old son, i want to make sure he aint w***ing off over his sister. oh ok it`s for me, my wife is cheating on me and i aint getting any. fair nugh i`ll level with you, the dogs ass is too loose to shag anymore so I`ve got to go back to hand shandys. alright its not a dog it`s a sheep. an inflatable one. with a puncture.
there are you happy?! now everyone knows about my love of sheep (plastic ones). Is that a crime? oh wait it is, well is it immoral? oh wait. errr I`ll get my coat.
~OB~
RE: need porn!
Mike G(Elite) posted this on Thursday, 30th August 2001, 11:43
LOL :-)
I suppose when Joe was single he was far too sophisticated and "cool" to get himself off to porn. Perhaps his mind was on a higher plane than the rest of us - or maybe he`s a priest :-)
Mike
RE: need porn!
Bryan A(Mostly Harmless) posted this on Thursday, 30th August 2001, 12:18
Hehehe! Nice one OB :o)
Re: being married and knocking one off......As Eric Clapton/David Baddiel once said "Even if you have the real thing, it`s still fun to play `air guitar`"......
Bry.
RE: need porn!
Fecker(Competent) posted this on Thursday, 30th August 2001, 14:53
OB - You want to buy it from a shop - haven`t you seen Trigger Happy TV when they do the 1,000,000th customer thing. The look on the guys face is priceless......
