David Beckett(Reviewer) posted this on Friday, 5th August 2005, 16:49
Does it give you your money back and promise that James Cameron will extend your life by 2 hours for all the time and money spent sitting through it at the cinema? Unfortunately, being a PG, it can`t involve Celine Dion (sp?) and a bloodbath!
I think its more along the lines of the old bag stands on the edge of the boat looking into the water and instead of chucking the fancy necklace into the sea she jumps off the railings turns to Bill Paxton and says
...`Actually the whole story Ive told you is bollocks, I was never on the Titanic ...I just fancied a trip on your boat as they dont let me out of the home much these days...`
"If I had time....and a hammer, I`d track down every bootleg copy and smash it........" - George Lucas
Hulk Smash!(Elite) posted this on Friday, 5th August 2005, 23:43
I know I`ll probably get the p*** taken out of me (and it`s "uncool" or "sad") - but I really like "Titanic". I think it`s a great movie, has a beautiful score and is very moving (reminds me quite a bit of one of my favourite films "Somewhere In Time").
It seems to have become one of those movies where it`s fashionable to slate it though... Whatever - I like it.
(so there... ;) )
"I like you. When the world is mine, your death will be quick and painless..."
This item was edited on Saturday, 6th August 2005, 00:47
