Info and forum posts by 'Hambone'

RE: Starting night shifts - any advice?

I have been doing nights for five years and love it.
The coffee /coke will also keep you awake when you go to
bed if you have it too close to when you go to bed.
Ear plugs work a treat.
Like most things it`s hard at first but gets easier.

RE: Where can i find this ?????

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Did`nt put "c*nt on a bike" in the search by mistake did ya
some crackin` stuff
What about a thread with the best finds on putfile 8)

RE: Where can i find this ?????

edit double post..... :/

This item was edited on Tuesday, 2nd May 2006, 00:13

RE: Where can i find this ?????

www.putfile.com
Very good chance it is here.
I got fedup looking,hundreds of "cantona nike" videos on a search.
The ones i checked differ in quality. Good and bad.

This item was edited on Monday, 1st May 2006, 19:30

RE: My head hurts

THE POWER OF BEER

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs
the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a
head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love
and compassion.

After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him
to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the
biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on
curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his
first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into
whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink!"

The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!!
Two arms pop out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink
again.
The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!!"
The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses,
shaking his head" clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down,
grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos.
The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on
his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the
front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him
instantly.
The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,









(Wait for it)

















(It`s coming)




















(Ya ready?)


























(Don`t hate me)





















(Ya gonna hate me)



















"He should`ve quit while he was a head!"

Stiltskin are back

SHE
New album for download.
You can get the new single Yellow Lemon Sun
on a free download

RE: Friday Funny.......................remember those.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her, caress her,
love her, stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked.
Bring food.

RE: Any plumbers out there, can you get your head round this one ?

Sounds like it is your f&e tank (feed and expansion).
for your central heating.
As Bowfer says bend your ballcock.
It will be the smaller tank of the two .
Water expands as it heats and thats what the tank
is for.
There is two much water sitting in it so when the water expands
it goes out the over flow and when it cools the tank has to refill.
If there is less water in the tank it wont expand over the overflow
level thus will not have to refill.
Have a look at your tank when the boiler comes on and
watch what happens.
The tank should not have to refill unless you have a leak.
(under normal curcumstances)

This item was edited on Thursday, 16th March 2006, 15:05

RE: How many reviewer members do we have?

36

vue

On Sunday I took one of my twin girls(11) to see Big Mamma 2
at Vue Omni Edinburgh for the 2:10 showing.
(the other was at Livingston watching The Jambos hump Livi)
My Daughter is deaf and has a cochlear Implant so we have to
watch for the subtitled shows which are limited but are there.
I had checked the web site and there was a 2:10 and 5:45 or there about
subtitled.
As I start work at six the 5:45 is a non starter.
Anyway as I approach the box office at two I notice there is no 2:10 showing on the screen but I'm thinking I might just be a bit late.
Two tickets for the 2:10 show please......
Sorry there is no 2:10 show are you sure it's not at Ocean Terminal.
OK I might have made a mistake so I phoned my wife to check the web..no mistake.
At this point my daughter is giving me s*** and I go to see the same guy I was talking to
but there is a someone taking to him and is deaf and wanting the same show but as you
can imaging communication is limited so I butt in asking for the manager and point out how
Important these showing are.
A few minutes later the guy says it is on but It's not on his screen ,
I will escort you up(four of us ) for free.
He come out his booth and takes us up to the screen.
My own view is it was cancelled.
Great service but the bottom line is I if wasn't there my daughter
And the two other deaf guys would have be turned away because
They would not be able argue the problem.
Cinemas sometimes show subtitles once a week sometimes twice.
Most times not at all.

Hambone

RE: Favourite obscure punk songs?

Dancing the night away by the Motors.

RE: Todays Deal Or No Deal Best Game In A Long Time

I like it :¦
The show grows on you.

Green Day ... Bullet in a Bible

This must be the best £12.99 i have ever spent.
Apart from the cd you get a DVD lasting 1 hour 55 minutes.
Got it at crimbo,i had watched bits of the dvd but but watched
the lot tonight.
The DVD is split between interviews and live footage.
CDwow
Buy it NOW.
(I Actually bought it for my 11 year old daughter) ;)

RE: Roll call. Who is about.

Here lurking as always ,.just finished a shift
and off to bed..
Night Night.

RE: Anyone stuck at work?

I will be working christmas eve,day till about 5am but thats my choice.
(Black Cab).
Edinburgh has the usual 2 hours extended hours for pubs
till 5am at this time of year.
Come Jan/Feb it will be so quiet you have to make your money now.

RE: quick E-bay query.

I bought a cd on ebay a few days ago,payment was make straight away but i did not get confirmation for two days,i normally get a mail a few minutes after payment.
This is the first time this has happened to me.
Looks like they are having some problems.
The CD arrived this morning so the seller must have got confirmation.

Postings

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

This item was edited on Thursday, 17th November 2005, 04:05

RE: Licensing Objections Template

I am not having a dig by why but a flat next to a nightclub and
then complain about the noise. :/

RE: George Burley sings (SP) for The Gers

I thought it was funny :)
But then again i am a Jambo

RE: Keeping cricket free-to-air !!

You have to pay for everyting else.
Why should the most boring sport get the green light. (:¦
I think i just answered my own question.

RE: Hard Drive Camcorders!!

I have V8 tapes from the 80`s and all still work fine.
I have have had a DVD-RAM Camcorder for the last three years
and would not go back to tape.
HD camcorders seem to be the way forward.
Most people put there footage straight onto DVD anyway.
Make two copies and you have a back-up.
A blank DVD-R cost pence .
I have been transfering my old V8 (63) tapes via my Tosh HD DVD Recorder and the
quality is great, and you can put chapter points in at the press of a button
(after transfer).

RE: Thin Lizzy, The boys are back on my CD player!

I was playing "the Peel Sessions" myself tonight,(in the cab)
Great CD.
I bought quite a few Lizzy CD`s from Amazon as they were pretty cheap.
Saw them about a dozen times myself.
Watch Ebay for a dvd which has all the old tv clips and interviews
Quality is pretty crap but a must for lizzy fans,it lasts for hours.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PHILIP-LYNOTT-DVD-4-HOURS-OF-RARE-PHILO-THIN-LIZZY_W0QQitemZ6426320254QQcategoryZ59009QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

This item was edited on Sunday, 28th August 2005, 05:56

RE: 9 Out of Ten pubs Agree - we`re going 24 hours.

Edinburgh gets it`s thee week late opening this weekend for the festival,
open till five.
And no, everyone does not stay out till five,you do get a steady stream
coming out.
Midweek most close around there normal time as they are not making
enough money.
What you do find with the late hours is people going out later.
Trouble times are when everyone comes out at the same time,
which in Edinburgh is 3am.
(i drive a black cab)well it`s silver but you know what i mean. :/

RE: Help finding online store in canada

This item was edited on Tuesday, 26th July 2005, 03:22

Deep Fried Mars Bars and now Haggis Pizza.

And they are bloody good (pizza not the mars bars).
Get them at Asda.
Made by Cosmo

RE: Help finding online store in canada

Quote:
time diff is 8 hours back,

It`s five hours back. ;)
Just got back on sunday after three weeks
of blazing sun.

Quote:
Liqueur laws in Canada are bloody tight, you may have difficulty in achieving this.

Liqueur shops (LSBO) sell wine, spirits & a small selection of beers inc Newcastle Brown, but beers (& a damn fine choice) only is usually the province of Beer Stores (& they shut at 8 - At least in Ontario).

Zero of anything like that in supermarkets that I know off (beleive me I looked).

We had the same problem,LSBO or the Beer Store.

Robin Willams,Drinking with Scots

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=robin_go

This item was edited on Monday, 27th June 2005, 22:14

RE: apple trailers

This might make it easier,just right click and save.
http://www.davestrailerpage.co.uk/

This item was edited on Thursday, 23rd June 2005, 13:36

Last one...for now

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Buffalo Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I`d like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver`s ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger`s tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he`s impressed.

"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse`s ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief`s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger`s tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I`d like to speak to my horse . . . alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger`s tent. Once they`re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "READ MY LIPS. I said, BRING POSSE!"

Ha ha

Just clearing my inbox ;)

an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with
their wives. The Englishman`s wife steps up to the tee; and as she bends
over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack
of underwear.

"Good God woman! Why aren`t you wearing any knickers?" her husband
demanded.
"Well, you don`t give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
sake of decency here`s 20 Pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next the Irishman`s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You`ve no knickers - why not?"
She replies, "I can`t afford any on the money you give me." He reaches
into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here`s 15 Pounds, go and
buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman`s wife bends over. The wind also takes Her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Hoots Mon, woman! Why are ye not wearing knickers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough housekeepin` money ta be
able ta afforrrd any.

"The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, for the sake of
decency, here`s a comb, tidy yurrrself up a bit."