I hope the Mod`s do not remove this, but this is a true account of people who signed a remembrance book fot he Queen Mother:
Forgive me, if I offend anyone, these are not my words but the great Beritish public`s!
> > > Excerpts from The Book of Remembrance:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our
> > >
> > > very own Twin Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New York
> > in
> > >
> > > the face".
> > >
> > > L.Ward, Mansfield.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I
> > did.
> > >
> > > Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that I will ever smile for
> the
> >
> > >
> > > rest of my life, but I will probably break that one too".
> > >
> > > A.Christie,Hendon.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "She was one of the old school, all the remaining royals are s h i t"
> > >
> > > J.Clement. Grantham.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "I thought she would never die, she has let us all down very badly"
> > >
> > > D.Holmes, Somerset.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "She was a trooper and she never gave up. I remember one time she was
> > >
> > > visiting a school and I asked her if she would like to make a visit to
> > the
> > >
> > >
> > > cloakroom before she left. `No` she replied, `I didn`t give in to the
> > >
> > > Nazis and I won`t give in to the bladder`. That`s how she was, a
> > >
> > > fighter, who refused to be beaten by anything. She p i s s ed herself
> later
> > >
> > > though, it was sickening".
> > >
> > > B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful lover". L. J.Worthington,
> > >
> > > Penrith.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "I am absolutely devastated, at least we could have got the day off".
> > >
> > > S.Wilson, Bristol.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of a member of the Royal
>
> > >
> > > family without being accused of being homosexual".
> > >
> > > J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Her death should act as a warning to others who think it is cool to
> > >
> > > experiment with drugs".
> > >
> > > E. Franks, Cheshire.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "On behalf on all blacks, I send the sincerest condolences".
> > >
> > > T.Watson, Ilford.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it could still drive
> around
> > > The
> > >
> > > Mall on its own and bring pleasure to the tourists".
> > >
> > > Y. Howell, Slough.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my liking, the woman
> > should
> > >
> > > have a bit more compassion, how would she feel if it was her mother?"
> > >
> > > W.Waugh, Richmond.
> > >
> > >
> > > "I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this setback put an end to her
> > > public
> > >
> > > duties".
> > >
> > > N. Wallace, Swansea.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "I hold Princess Margaret in no small way responsible for this
> terrible
> > >
> > > event"
> > >
> > > E. Thompson, West Lothian.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that will make us feel
> > better"
> > >
> > > P.McGregor, Southampton.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "We must do all we can, send blankets, food parcels,
> > >
> > > jumpers, anything to help these brave souls who are queuing up to walk
> > > past
> > >
> > > her coffin".
> > >
> > > R. Thompson, Bath.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "I have been unable to
m[at]etabruts for five days, and will not do so
> > again
> > >
> > > until her majesty is buried"
> > >
> > > E. Gorman, Derbyshire.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?".
> > >
> > > R. Combes,
> > >
> > > Romford.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she always wore a
> > smile.
> > >
> > >
> > > Just like a retard"
> > >
> > > G. Hollins, East Sussex.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "I remember she came to visit us in the East End one time. She was so
> > > kind,
> > >
> > > so generous and so sweet. She whispered softly in my ear, `you know
> its
> > > not
> > >
> > > true` she said, `you don`t smell of s h i t`. She was a wondrous
> > >
> > > person".
> > >
> > > E.Collier, London.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as exciting as Diana".
> > >
> > > G.Williams, West Midlands.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "She was one of us, and by that I don`t mean she
> > >
> > > perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like
> > us
> > >
> > > in
> > >
> > > a good way. God bless you ma`am".
> > >
> > > L. Weller, Harlow.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "If only I could get my hands on that fish bone right now, you
> heartless
> >
> > >
> > > b a s t a r d!"
> > >
> > > J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "She had such a difficult life, always battling against
> > >
> > > adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if there is a next time
> round
> >
> > >
> > > she
> > >
> > > is given a life of privilege and comfort"
> > >
> > > T.D.Wainwright, Hastings.
> > >
>
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