Page 1 of the peace and quite is over,i`m back.

any of you furry fingered,pink bunnie suite wearing,sheep molesting pansies missed me?
mick.

er............no? But you can have your pink bunny suit back now i`ve had i dry cleaned for you LOL!!!!!

Blimey Schnozzer, full of your own self-importance. If you were made of chocolate I bet you`d eat yourself!

Apparently 1 in 10 men can, eat themselves that is. I don`t know the stats on women. But would be interested to find out if any of the women out there would like to help me with a study. Who knows I may be able to get a goverment grant for this.

All the best,

Andrew.

Brucey I nearly did it once but I stopped as I heard my backbone starting to buckle under the pressure.

damnations