Page 1 of ITV`s Loose Women

I am slowly becoming fascinated by the comments left on the Loose women web site

No one else will have ever looked at it so I shall reproduce some in their entirety

"hey hey jane xx :) ,

just wanted to say you were ace today and u looked stunning loved the top u had on :) ,

and u were ace at the dancing !! too actaully you were better than kimberly !!!! hope we will see some of that dancing next in blackpool so cant my excitment is so unbearble lol and its not like i havent seen you before lol this wil be my 15th time lolx and i so cant for the afternoon in blackpool :D x hope its as good as it was in york !!! xxx"

"Hi carol your the best so down to earth and honest enjoy you.

Keep up the good work."


"Hi Coleen None of my buisness I know but --- saw Shane on tv the other morning and he said Jake did not have swine flu??? Whose right and whose exagerating?
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"thank god for you and carol, i love women like myself strong, intelligent and when we speak its worth hearing. your fab, funny and honest. go girl xx

and you look fantastic, i`m 35 and my partner thinks your sexy good looking strong woman too. xx"

And to think that people say it is made for idiots!

If I could be bothered to register I would add "Hi carol - you look like my scrotum`s twin sister - r u shore u are not related?"

Hi ladies!
I think that if I chopped you all up, I might be able to make a decent looking bird out of the parts.
Looking forward to meeting you all one day!

Loose Women is like a televised coffee morning. Andrea (is she still appearing in the show?) is not bad looking though.

I dont know who this Andrea is - but I did read that gary lineker`s girlfriend was on it recently

she is a fitty!

I hate it. Could you imagine a blokes version of that show? It wouldn`t be allowed on the air.

Should be called: "Stupid f***ing bitches talking s***"

you are in the media - pitch it out!
you, me, bowfer and charlie brooker - its a winner!

What would the first subject be? It would have to be something inane and pointless, but relevant to the news/media. e.g. What would be the best razor to give Susan Boyle the most smoothest of shaves?

"Who would you rather kick to death - Kerry Katona or Mark Croft?"

"Muffs: Nice and tidy or stone age?"

"What is so wrong with AtoM? You can always use mouthwash after!"

"Big tits/small tits - who cares! Tits are just great: Discuss"

Quote:
"What is so wrong with AtoM? You can always use mouthwash after!"
Brilliant.

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Could you imagine a blokes version of that show? It wouldn`t be allowed on the air

Thought we had, Top Gear ;)