Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many
Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called `Mate Match`. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers `yes`, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same = three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you`ve heard yet.
Anyway, here`s how it all went down:………………………….
DJ: `Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of `Mate Match`?`
Contestant: (laughing) `Yes, I have.`
DJ: `Great! Then you know we`re giving away a trip to the Gold Coast
if you win.
What is your name? First only please.`
Contestant: `Brian.`
DJ: `Brian, are you married or what?`
Brian: (laughing nervously) `Yes, I am married.`
DJ: `Thank you. Now, what is your wife`s name? First only please.`
Brian: ` Sarah .`
DJ: `Is Sarah at work, Brian?`
Brian: `She is gonna kill me.`
DJ: `Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?`
Brian: (laughing) `Yes, she`s at work.`
DJ: `Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?`
Brian: `About 8 o`clock this morning.`
DJ: `Atta boy, Brian.`
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) `Well...`
DJ: `Question #2 - How long did it last?`
Brian: `About 10 minutes.`
DJ: `Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn`t at stake.`
Brian: `Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.`
DJ: `Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o`clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) `I, ummm, I, well...`
DJ: `This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?`
Brian: `Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...`
DJ: `Uh huh...`
Brian: `...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.`
DJ: `Atta boy, Brian.`
Brian: `On the kitchen table.`
DJ: `Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I`ve done it.
Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife`s work number and call her up.
You listen to this.`
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: `Okay audience; let`s call Sarah, shall we?` (Touch
tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: `Kinkos.`
DJ: `Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?`
Clerk: `This is she.`
DJ: `Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I`ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.`
Sarah: (laughing) `A couple of hours?`
DJ: `Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you`ll lose.
Sooooooo... do you know the rules of `Mate Match`?`
Sarah: `No.`
DJ: `Good!`
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) `Brian, what the hell are you up to?`
Brian: (laughing) `Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest.`
DJ: `Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian`s answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sarah: (laughing) `Yes.`
DJ: `Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?`
Sarah: `Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.`
DJ: `What time?`
Sarah: `Around 8 this morning.`
DJ: `Very good. Next question. How long did it last?`
Sarah: `12, 15 minutes maybe.`
DJ: `Hmmmm. That`s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We`ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?`
Sarah: (laughing) `Yes.`
DJ: `Where did you have it?`
Sarah: `OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn`t tell them that did you?`
Brian: `Just tell him, honey.`
DJ: `What is bothering you so much, Sarah?`
Sarah: `Well...`
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: `Up the arse.....`
They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.
Apparently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police
just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.
