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Just like to say a big up to the wonderful person who stole my sons bike yesterday evening, my 5 year old son should i say. Little fella took a spill (just got his stabilisers off recently) and came here for some T.L.C. Upon returning to the crime scene - a mere 4 gardens length away he finds his pride and joy gone.
Many a tear has been shed today.
thanks again twat >:(


cheers

Heartbreaking to a child, you have my sincere desire to string up the heartless bastard by the gonads.

On a parental note, as I have said to all my kids, I don`t care what you lose or break (mobile phones etc), they can be replaced you can`t.




I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.

When fishermen catch dolphin-friendly tuna, how do they know which tuna are being friendly to dolphins?

Great shame about the bike.

Was this 5-year old wandering the street unsupervised!

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Was this 5-year old wandering the street unsupervised!

Err whats this got to do with him having his bike nicked?

Err whats this got to do with him having his bike nicked?

Well stating the obvious if he was supervised the bike wouldnt have been nicked?

now, now...don`t turn this into a slanging match.

i`m sure that the OP was keeping an eye on his/her son (i know
that i can`t rest whilst my son is outside) and wouldv`e been
distracted by the events of the fall....you can`t be in two places
at once can you?

Ste.