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Oh man, this boy in the warehouse.
Some of his pearls of wisdom.

"There`s not enough room to swing a monkey"
"Is it ok for those propellors to get wet?"
"Is fabric conditioner hazardous?"
"It`s not bullet science"

And the latest one, when the office is covered in banners saying `happy 30th birthday`.
"is it someone`s birthday?...."
"Yes, Tracy`s"
"..........how old is she"

I imagine the inside of his head as a dark country road, going nowhere.
All there is to be seen is a broken power cable, wildly short circuiting all over the place.

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Having a good day at work then?

Dr 42%er


Care in the football community is proved not to work.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

Whenever I have a bad day, I just imagine him swinging a monkey.

Sounds like fun.

Dr 42%er


Care in the football community is proved not to work.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

Depends.
Those Capuchin`s are easily swung, but an orangutan will put up a fight.
Especially once it`s head starts whacking off the racking.

LOL. The imagination is a wonderful thing.

Dr 42%er


Care in the football community is proved not to work.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

I once took a baboon to a swingers party..

the c*** only forgot his f***iing car keys..

waste of time.

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*why we clap..?
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At least he`s swinging his monkey and not spanking it in your imagination.

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Copper comes around the corner to a car crash, man and woman dead, monkey sitting there waving his arms.
Coppers goes to the monkey and says
"do you know what happened?"
Monkey nods and starts pretending to swig from bottle
"They were drinking?"
Monkey nods.
"anything else"
Monkey starts pretending to smoke joint
"They were smoking dope?"
Monkey nods
"anything else?"
Monkey starts miming sex act
"They were having sex?"
Monkey nods
"where were you that you know all this?"
Monkey pretends to hold steering wheel and looks behind him...