Page 1 of Santa in decapitation horror crash.

Yoikes

One of his animals shockingly met a tragic end.

SPOILER:
The donkey made of polystyrene (fortunately as it happens), had its head lopped of after making contact with live cables (bzzzzz) as Santa drove along a road cordoned off after an accident.

Santa obviously thinks the traffic laws of the UK do not apply to him then (what about the CAA when in British air space?).


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I guess a donkey without a head must be called an ASS

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Hmmm, I thought it looked like a reindeer.

the original headline on the BBC was `Santa`s Donkey Decapitated in Crash` which i thought was incredibly grim, because the picture of a real donkey that went with it meant you had to read half the story before discovering it was polystyrene! :/



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