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We`re doing this secret santa thing at work.
Maximum of a fiver.

I have whoever I get`s gift sorted.

They`ll be getting a 1994 Rover Metro.
I kid you not.
I have it sorted already,from a mate in the trade.

Tax`d and MOT`d until March.

Beats the hell out of a candle.... :D

I`ve got the bosses wife >:(

God knows what I`m going to get her. Minted aswell so only the best will do, but I think we are only supposed to spend around a tenner. Worst thing is, I`d been off sick and come back into work to find out this devasting news. It`s a fix I tell you, a fix!!!

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They`ll be getting a 1994 Rover Metro.
Shall I do the obvious gag about you being overcharged?

Okay... you`ve been overcharged!!



"Fog on the moors - all`s well indoors. Fog in the `ouse - sun`s out for field mouse."

is it not a bit early for all that?

Nice gift though Bowfer.. funny. even if i was driving one of those this time last year..

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a gurly pressie for the bosses wife

get a small wicker basket, line it with shredded paper tissue

get a selection of chocs from thorntons and fill the basket

cling film it and secure with some nice ribbon

wrap with good wrapping paper and dont forget the ribbon again

She will love it as she prob does not get the handmade touch from her hubby as his PA prob buys his pressies for him :D

and its less than a tenner woop

mmm chocolate

home made chocs thingy? are you joking? she`ll think she`s been rohypolated!

unless thats just my office.

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is it not a bit early for all that?

Not for some of the analy retentive,obsessive compulsive,panicky bitches in here.
We`re doing the draw today,with the presents being given at our christmas do on the 2/12.

The do is in the centre of town.
Be a pain parking the Metro there,but I`ll find somewhere.

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home made chocs thingy? are you joking? she`ll think she`s been rohypolated!

unless thats just my office. u must hate your office lol

mmm chocolate

Last year I got the `Office Smoker`. I bought her 20 bensons and a lighter, 5 quid dead on.

Not the greatest present in the world, but she was chuffed as it was a brief upgrade from her Lambert and Butler.

I got a £5 book token which took me so long to spend, I actually lost it.......

Bowfer I will do you a swap, let me give the metro to my bosses wife for the banter, and then I will give the chocolates to whoever you get.

You can say you have hand crafted chocolate selection imported from Wales.

Edit- That would be amazing banter, someone getting a present from a complete randomer and then explaining that you had done a swap with someone off an internet forum. I don`t think it would be appreciated here though.

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This item was edited on Thursday, 9th November 2006, 14:35