Page 1 of Man Vs Mouse a personal account

Just starting to cope with lots of broken sleep with arrival of our daughter 3 weeks ago,Got up this morning a 5.45 went out into the back garden for a smoke and what should i see coming out from under the garage door .........................a bloody mouse >:( .
I refuse to share my property with vermin NOW IT`S WAR.

Day 1
Just put down some poison which i found in the shed but i`m gonna get some traps later just to make sure.



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This item was edited on Saturday, 14th October 2006, 07:49

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I refuse to share my property with vermin NOW IT`S WAR :D
Somehow a mental picture of Arnie in full Commando gear sprang to mind.

Gonna hide behind the dustbin and ambush him with grenades?

Snaps

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Your wasting your time there`s always going to be mice outside, strange as that might be. Perhaps he was comming out for a fag as well?

Todays The Day. Tomorrow can wait...

Best of luck, this thread could be a runner.

THO disposed of the ones that got into our house with one of those plastic jawed mouse traps (similar to the traditional mouse trap in operation).


I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you've noticed.) You don't normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.

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Perhaps he was comming out for a fag as well?

Doesn`t he know the health risks?

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Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn...

And those who dance will spin and turn,
And those who wait will wait no more,
And those who talk will hear the words,
And those who see will fade and die,
And those who laugh will surely fall,
And those who know will always feel their backs against the thin wall...

Forget poison, either it`ll be immune or it`ll die somewhere inconvenient and stink. Just get traps.

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I tried one of those big plastic mousetraps, useless.

By the time boot had kicked the ball down the stairs and round the gutter, dropping the bowling ball through the bathtub, knocking the diver into the barrel and dropping the cage, the mouse had buggered off.



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DarrenO

This item was edited on Saturday, 14th October 2006, 16:19

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Forget poison, either it`ll be immune or it`ll die somewhere inconvenient and stink. Just get traps.

Had some in a previous house and the man from the council (free service where I used to live) put poison down and it finished them off in about three days.
Slowed them down to a crawl and made them dopey before they keeled over.
Much to the delight of next doors cat.



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Slowed them down to a crawl and made them dopey before they keeled over.
Much to the delight of next doors cat.


My only experience of vermin and poison was my old school. It was essentially a 200 year old mansion and probably had more rats than children there! The caretakers put poison down and the rats died under the floors. It was vile - a horrible *thick* sort of rotting smell. I can`t tell you if it was worse in the summer or during the winter with the heating on... *turns green at memory*. I wouldn`t want anyone to lay poison and have *that* happen!

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Well the traps are set (hope he likes milk tray chocolates), Will update you all in the morning.



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