Page 1 of My brother is a knob....

After searching high and low for `Army of darkness`-directors cut I found it on www.djangos.com for a decent price that didnt involve taking out a mortgage,So I ordered it and I actually emailed them to ask if it would definetly be the directors cut I would recieve they e-mailed back saying if that what it says then thats what it will be,so a few weeks later I recieve it,but Im at work so my brother(who had a day off) decides to open it and watch it,now I dont like anyone opening my mail it p***es me off,it clearly had my name on the package,but the fact is Im invoiced for the directors cut but they`ve sent me a standard widescreen one with just a trailer for an extra(Id rather have ordered the one with the beihind the scenes featurette,which still wasnt the one Im after)..and it clearly states on the invoice return UN-OPENED with your reason for returning,Ive been done and I cannot return it because my brother is a knob.

Tell him he can buy it off you for exactly what you paid for it. And if he doesn`t agree.....tell mum.

Or...

Grass him up!

Opening other peoples` mail without express or implied consent is illegal
(something to do with `interfering with the Queens mail`).

So set the Rozzers on `im. :-)

SN
(not implying that your a `Queen` - `spose it should read `Queen Liz II` there, but I can`t be arsed....) :-)

PS I`m not homophobic and yes, I do know Queens can be heterosexual transvestites - OK?

Hey! He gets to keep his thread with a rude word in the title! No fair! *starts to cry like a baby*

`knob` isn`t as explicit as the word you used, Kenny.

Personally, I prefer the n-o-b spelling meself, but there you are...

>"and it clearly states on the invoice return UN-OPENED with your reason for returning,Ive been done and I cannot return it because my brother is a knob."

Actually, I`m surprised our former TSO Clayts didn`t actually point this out....

If they advertised that it was a "Director`s Cut Edition", and the package you received is NOT as described, then you CAN return for a replacement or a refund.

Reason?
Simple, misrepresentation.

However, you`re gonna have to hope the company/site abides by the UK trading laws..international laws may be a bit different.

Okay, fair enough clayts, that`s up to personal disgression, I`m not going to argue. I thought it would be fine as I was just quoting a line from the Fast Show (one of Charlie Higsons characters).