Page 1 of WARNING NEW STRAIN OF THE F & M VIRUS.......

Apparently it is starting to spread in Japan and the first case has horrified many people, apparantly house holders are coming home to find their futons have been completely eaten away........according to officials its the first case of Futon Mouse recorded in Japan !

Hahaha. No, that`s really good. Really. Very damn funny. Haha. Oh, my sides have split...and my head just fell off...hahaha. Excellent. Well done. Very funny. Keep it up.

I just phoned my wife to tell her your excellent joke and she thought it was hysterical as well. Congratulations!

On the same subject:-

Mary had a little lamb
It`s mouth was full of blisters
Now it`s down the bottom of the farm
Burning with it`s sisters

Two sheep in a field.

One coughs.

The other one says "For F**k`s sake, shut up, you`ll get us ALL killed".

With all these people contacting foot and mouth and the guy who was killed with the stun gun....

I am starting to think we have put the wrong animals to death?

But at least little Phoenix has been saved. So that in 20 months, we can eat her.

mary had a little lamb
she taught it to climb pylons
30 thousand volts up its arse
turned it wool to nylons
....baza

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck,
She put them on the mantlepiece,
To see if they would.......get along with one another!!!

Mary had a little lamb
The butcher killed it dead
Now Mary takes her lamb to school
Between two lump of bread

Boom Boom!