Page 1 of Ever had a fissure??

f*ck me with a f*ckin bargepole it dont half f*ckin hurt!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o

Neil
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"When my people were writing philosophy, your people were still swinging from trees..."

Never heard of it. What the hell is it?

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From NHS direct:

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Anal fissure is sometimes also called fissure-in-ano. It is a tear in the inside lining of the wall of the anus, running from the outer margin of the exit directly upwards.

In most cases the back wall of the anus is involved, and in almost all cases a swollen skin tag, called a sentinel pile, forms on the outside of the anus at the lower end of the fissure.

The fissure is at the back in 99 per cent of cases in men, but in women about ten per cent are at the front. Fissures situated at the side are usually caused by another disease and this should be investigated. Because of the number of germs in this area, an anal fissure will usually get infected, so there is local inflammation.

Lovely.

I have never had one but 3 friends have had them. The one thing I know is they are very, very painfull. Eventually an operation is needed. Certainly in my friends cases.

How the hell would that happen? :o

Huge craps? Big willy? Evil wife? Eating nails?

The first one - and according to the dr having strong sphincter muscles!!! :/

Neil
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"When my people were writing philosophy, your people were still swinging from trees..."

God yes i had a few when i was younger you need lots of HOT baths with dettol or similar and keep a hot water bottle on yer butt brings it to a head quicker 3-7 days for me :o I truly feel your PAIN man :o when you get a big enough swelling it can be lanced by doctor or outpatients i never had the guts for that.

This item was edited on Thursday, 12th August 2004, 11:10

Oh my god! It`s sounds truly horrid my man. I`m still at home after having my cyst + abcess operation last week so I am in `pain` mode big time myself.


Lie on your front would seem to be the only advice I can offer buddy. Good luck.





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Bran flakes and plenty of wholemeal bread is my advice :D

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Bran flakes and plenty of wholemeal bread is my advice

I just had a big plate of Indian style spinach - and loads of green salad too!!!

Neil
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"When my people were writing philosophy, your people were still swinging from trees..."