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Punch right in the face?

I can think of only 2 - both off commercials.
A left hook for MICHAEL WINNER Quote:
"Calm down dear it`s only a commercial" >:( and then a straight right in the mouth of that smug git in the Avensis ad Quote:
Slightly smug git: "What did you say you did?"
Very smug git: "I didn`t"
Plus Alan Titchmarsh, don`t know what it is about him; his strange obsession with gardens, his voice - I don`t know. It may be that he presented Pebble Mill at One when I was a young impressionable infant waiting for Playschool or Rainbow to come on but a kick in the balls would not go amiss!!

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"You know you`ve got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it".
My Top 20 Horror Movies ---- My DVD Collection

Jonathan Ross...repeatedly!



"Stan is my best friend at church"

Robbie Williams or as he`s fondly referred to around this house....... w***er. Not on the telly much these days which can only be a good thing! Chirs Moles and that twat Colin Murry, again not on the box that much but never the less Id like to hit them all until my knuckles resembled bloody stumps!



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Davina McCall. I wouldn`t normally hit a woman but she`s annoying to the extreme. She`s ugly too.

Robert Kilroy Twat,

now doing the rounds with his UKIP bull.
There`s an infinity of punishments that would suit him

Oh Yeah, and that condescending sanctimonious harridan
Trish Goddard. Masochists go on her show just for the punishment.

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Jitendar Canth

Quote:
"Back off man, I`m a scientist!"

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Tony Bliar

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i`ve said it beofre and i say it again... RICHARD MADLEY..

This item was edited on Tuesday, 25th May 2004, 15:00

Jamie Oliver. And since I`m opposed to violence, that`s really saying something.

Anil
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"I would nationalise Elizabeth Hurley so each of us could claim our share." - J.G. Ballard

Ulrika Jonsson.
Bliar,
Prescott,
Livingston,
Richard Blackwood,
Michael Shuw***er,

Diarmid Gavin
not really-but lighten up man its only gardening!
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