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Probably an old one but I laughed !
clarets (Competent) posted this on Tuesday, 26th August 2003, 13:53
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun
> >if
> >he
> > > > had
> > > > > a
> > > > > > > > pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he
> >wanted
> > > > to
> > > > > > buy
> > > > > > > > an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a
> > > centipede,
> > > > > > (100
> > > > > > > > leg bug), which came in a little white box to use for his
> >house.
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> > > > > > > > He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and
> > > decided
> > > > > he
> > > > > > > > would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a
> >drink. So
> > > he
> > > > > > asked
> > > > > > > > the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank`s
> >place
> > > > with
> > > > > me
> > > > > > > > and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
> >This
> > > > > > bothered
> > > > > > > > him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
> >again,
> > > > "How
> > > > > > > about
> > > > > > > > going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again
> >there
> >was
> > > no
> > > > > > > answer
> > > > > > > > from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes
> >more,
> > > > thinking
> > > > > > > > about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time;
> >this
> > > time
> > > > > > > putting
> > > > > > > > his face up against the centipede`s house and shouting,
> >"Hey, in
> > > > > there!
> > > > > > > > Would you like to go to Frank`s place and Have a drink with
> >me?"
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> > > > > > > > YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS
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> > > > > > > > A little voice came out of the box:
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> > > > > > > > "I heard you the first time! I`m putting on my f***ing
> >shoes."
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RE: Probably an old one but I laughed !
sj (Elite) posted this on Tuesday, 26th August 2003, 13:56
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RE: Probably an old one but I laughed !
neal 73 (Elite) posted this on Tuesday, 26th August 2003, 15:14
If you`re going to post a crap joke, the least you could do is format it first.
RE: Probably an old one but I laughed !
cartoonjonah (Competent) posted this on Tuesday, 26th August 2003, 16:14
you must have been living in a box if you`ve never heard of that one!!! :D
` i`m gonna fight em off
a seven nation army couldn`t hold me back`
RE: Probably an old one but I laughed !
Oscar Wallace (Elite) posted this on Tuesday, 26th August 2003, 16:57
Think that was s*** try these!
Why did the insects drop the centipede from their football team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
Why was the centipede late?
Because she was playing "This Little Piggy" with her baby.
What is worse than a crocodile with toothache?
A centipede with athlete`s foot.
What did one centipede say to another?
"You`ve got a lovely pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs. . ."
What has 100 legs and goes in one ear and out the other?
A centipede in a corn field.
Told you pure s***.
Oscar Wallace.
