wayne ker(Competent) posted this on Sunday, 1st June 2003, 19:36
I saw a lad from my old school the other day I wanted to say hello but I could not remember his name all I could remember was his nick name "smurf"! got me thinking of the lads a school: Monkey Aky Ginge Gordie Napie (because he was full of sh*t) Greenie Gonzo Suggsie
can you remember any funny ones? oh and not sure if I can mention some of the teachers names?
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Saxton(Elite) posted this on Sunday, 1st June 2003, 20:01
well ermmm............theres bob and binman...lol
Saxton
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straightjacket(Elite) posted this on Sunday, 1st June 2003, 20:55
There was a guy in our class with a stutter.
So what did we call him?
Mental Man!
Oh, and then there was the guy with exzema.....
Crocodile!
We were such nice kids!
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Jim Morrison(Elite) posted this on Sunday, 1st June 2003, 20:59
Shaun Griffiths who had an uncontrollable penis, who would get erections spontaneoulsy all day long, and his trousers would be sticking out a mile got nicknamed "Stiff Griff"
If you`re reading this Stiff, well done son. You took it on the chin very well!
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Saxton(Elite) posted this on Sunday, 1st June 2003, 21:34
Stiff Griff....LOL
Saxton
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Pete-MK(Elite Donator) posted this on Sunday, 1st June 2003, 21:55
The only real nickname I remember was my own, which was `Tefal`.
I had a prominent forehead (not helped by my haircut at the time) and there was a popular advertising campaign at the time for tefal featuring employees with big foreheads.
Oh, how I laughed...
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flyingmonkey(Elite) posted this on Sunday, 1st June 2003, 23:03
A mate and me were discussing nicknames only the other day.
Bird Chief Norm Philthy Block Colonel
And my two:
Pig Seed
Nick
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clayts(Elite) posted this on Sunday, 1st June 2003, 23:55
The poor fool who trod in something nasty on his first day at secondary school and thus became known as "Dog S*** Bourne" for the rest of his school career - poor lad.
Not that it affected him in later life of course (currently in prison, I believe...)
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Grunt boy(Elite) posted this on Monday, 2nd June 2003, 13:03
Clayts, that is still one of the best anecdotes around - so true and representative of school life.
I still call one of my mates "chief" or "colonel". He calls me "stukas" beccause he really loved the machine gunners when he was a kid and that`s the first time he heard a geordie.
Kids are so unimaginative. I recall such greats as Lecka, Ponga, Sh*thead (poor lad was retarded) and Bluey.
I`d really like to laugh at them all get buggered senseless in prison now. Ha ha!
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floyd_dylan(Elite) posted this on Monday, 2nd June 2003, 14:00
ok gruntboy, so you would like to see a retarted bloke get buggered in prison.
As for Stiff Griff, it would be so ironic if he has to use Viagra now lol.
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