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I have recently had the plesure of working with a very popular celebrity on her show as a set assistant and the day i met her i said "hello" and greeted her in a warm and v polite way, her response was to look at me up & down and walk out of the room without saying hi back

I was just wondering if anyone else has ever met a celebrity who thought that they were too good to talk to normal folk like myself. or a similar experience.

I ask you they wouldn`t BE CELEBRITIES if it wasn`t for us watching their bloody shows.
Incase your wondering who this person is lets just say i`m count(ing)down the days were i get to meet the miserable unpolite person again.

Who was this who did this to you and did you whack her?

I think you will find rather a big carolue, sorry, spelling mistake...clue.... in the last paragrah.

My sister used to work as a waitress parttime at a local club.
When a certain comedian was on the bill, all the staff were told not to speak to him or even make eye contact.
On the one occasion a new girl who didn't know any better, described by my sister as "Only a Kid" did speak to him he went barmy- shouting & yelling at everyone. Calling all the staff "A bunch of nobody cun*ts!" & "I could buy & sell every fuc*ing one of you slags!"
The only way they could get him to calm down & go on was to tell him the young girl would be sacked.
& for what? Because she said hello to the big headed wan*er.
Yes he was shall we say under the influence (as a newt) but I think it was unforgivable to have cost someone their employment to stroke his ego.

To this day, I can't watch the tos*er on TV, & if I ever meet the no talent sh*t I'll kick the crap out of him.
So, who was it?
Well without naming names, he works on a quiz show involving a large table with 21 balls on it, loves wedding cake, has a drink problem and tells racist jokes.
Who could it be?

This item was edited on Thursday, 10th April 2003, 19:00

G.Roberts, "very popular" ain`t the phrase that springs to mind when I think of........"Harold Borderman"! (wink-wink)

"very irritating" - Yes!
"Talentless wanabee" - Yes!
"very popular" - No, I think not!

Next time, fart in the bitch`s face!

Do it for me!

Years ago, I worked in a hotel in Ashford. I am naming the celebrity in person as the events actually happened and I have about 20 witnesses that will corrborate my story.

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Jim Davidson (Wife-beating alcoholic extroadinaire) was getting very drunk in the bar. At the time, we had a few dutch catering students working at the hotel and one, who we shall call Maria, was currently going out with the restaurant supervisor.

Anyhoo, captain untalented was trying his luck with maria, but was getting nowhere, after rebuttal after rebuttal, he finally flipped and said the immortal line:

"Don`t you know who I am?"

To which she replied:

"No, who the f*** are you?"

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When England played Kenya (cricket) a few years ago, we had the Kenyans at our hotel. Lovely bunch of lads, even if we did thrash them.

Anyhoo, The england lot were at our hotel in Canterbury. after giving the night porter a hard time (Don`t you knows.... in abundance) the captain at the time (AS) could be found lying in the bar under the optics several times before throwing up in the ice bucket.

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One of the chuckle brothers watched an adult pay-per-view movie

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Foster and Allen are lovely fellas, and had a nice chat with my dad, who`s always been a great fan of theirs.

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Peter Howitt (director of sliding doors and antitrust, and `Bread` veteran, is also a very nice bloke, but didn`t know the way to Bethersden a few years ago. I happily pointed him straight.

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Nigel Hawthorne was an unbelievably smashing fella. met him once in Rye, where he was filming Mapp & Lucia (1984) I met him again a few times at the hotel. always had a chat, he`ll be sorely missed.

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Sid Owen is very quiet, and shorter than he looks on the telly

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Philip schofield has a 10 autograph limit, apparently...

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Don Estelle IS very short.

Stantz

"Don`t you know who I am?"

To which she replied:

"No, who the f*** are you?"


Absolutely priceless. I so wish i could have seen that one, great stuff.


Axel

I was at a England game in the mid 80`s and at half time me and the lads went up to the Wembly bar,it was very crowded when we got there and struggled to get served,standing next to us was the very unfunny comedian Dougie Brown(anyone remember him) with some of his cronies,the barmaid comes over and serves us first,and he said to her that he was there before us and she said something like "she would serve him after us" at which point he went crazy and demanded to know her name so he could report her to the bar manager,after she told him her name he walked away to report her ,and shouted to her "do you realise who i am young lady"........at which point she done a w****r hand signal,,,,so i guess she did know who he was then after all...

wasn`t Dougie Brown that little twat who won new faces (Gaining the approval of sour faced had Nina Myshkov) then went on Wogan to do a bit of his act, screwing it up completely and making himself look like a completely untalented prick?

Never heard of him....

I am sure that for every obnoxious `celebrity` (I`ve never really understood the term - they`re just people who work in show business) there are those who often give up their time freely to help charities and suchlike.

I have had personal experience of show business people I have approached to help with charity work. For the most part they have replied graciously and been only too willing to help.

I`ve also noticed that the bigger the reputation the nicer they are as they have nothing to prove.