Page 1 of The `convertable gits` get their revenge

Spring is in the air, roof off, the wind in your hair, big smiles all round, lambs jumping about (throwing them back out of the cabin)

THIS IS REAL MOTORING, its great to have a convertable.

I have climate control, I don`t need a convertable. :)

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The convertable - Womans car!
If you want to appreciate the weather, get out and walk.

Your orange-skinned, croaky-voiced, 50-a-day harridan is also going to an early grave!

If only you`d gone for the charms of a lovely, pale-skinned librarian type. They don`t tend to die young from self-inflicted cancer. Still, your peroxide rube was preferable because she only ever wanted cash to buy tacky yellow metal jewellery and never put you to the great inconvenience of having to hold a conversation.

Not all Soft top drivers are wide boys with tarty blond bits. Some are old men with a tweed cap and a posh lady with a head scarf next to them.

All the best,

The 42%er.

42%er,
As long as these chaps keep a pipe and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire in the glove compartment, they`re fine by me!

I only like convertible drivers when they`re women. At the weekend I got stuck behind one, she was paying more attention to the pedestrians than the road, constantly checking to see who was looking. Well I was.... she was stunning!!!

Yep, convertibles are for women alright! Bring on the sun....!

Spring is in the air, roof off, the wind in your hair, big smiles all round, lambs jumping about (put lamb in the boot for later, quite tasty with mint sauce)

THIS IS REAL MOTORING, its great to have a convertable.