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I have been putting together a web page dedicated to the 80s Streetsounds Electro Vinyl series..

http://www.electrouk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk

i received an e-mail from ku.ortcele[at]dlrow.ltn asking how long i had done electro?..

i replied -

Hi…
Do you mean the site?.. if so.. its not complete.. I have loads of content to sort out yet…
But if you mean in general.. I was a breaker back in 1984/5… and I was a professional DJ until 1999.. I have a HUGE!!! Electro collection.. and I'm still adding to it (thank you eBAY!!!!)…

Cheers for the interest..

he replied -

My type of Electro is ElectroSexUK, like in pics here.

and he sent a pic of his cock with what looks like a car battery attached to it...

Send him a reply with a picture of a cock (of the bird variety) and a picture of a length of 240v mains Earth cable.

Hodge

http://www.hodges-soapbox.org.uk

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This item was edited on Tuesday, 11th March 2003, 13:41

Thats a shocking story.

Taxi for kywy.

Sorry Haggis, a simple misunderstanding, Can I have my photo back please. :-)

Har Har Har, got a good laugh from that!

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Erm, lol.

Did he say where he lived?

Editor
DVD REVIEWER

That was a cracking Joke, I hope.. heres my favorite bird/DVD joke.

The top Americans autocar scientists at Detroit came up with a wonderfull way of testing car windscreens for bird strikes. They used a big air gun that fired chickens, which was videoed on DVD and analysed for effect.

The French goverment was so impressed, they ordered one up.

A few weeks later they sent a DVD disc to the USA showing the chicken going through the windscreen, smash through the headrest and out the back window. Both goverments sat round the table to discuss the problem.

The top French scientist said `your Yanky machine must be at fault` whereby the top USA guy turned round and said `Next time, defrost the chicken first`

It wasn`t a joke.. i have the picture to prove it...!! aaarggghh.. why oh why would someone shave their pubic hair off?...

wait a second.. perhaps you have to in case it catches fire?...

do you think its possible to stick a light bulb on the end at the same time and have a rather unique reading light?