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Just wanted to be the first to wish all you lot, a happy christmas,

Too late by at least a week :-).

Steve..

Merry Xmas to every1.........now let me think leg or breast......

A nice firm breast definetly......... Merry Christmas & a happy New Year.

> ...leg or breast ?.....

humm, things you can only say at Christmas and get away with it

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don`t undo my trousers, I`ll burst!
5. I`ve never seen a better spread!
6. I`m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It`s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you`ll get some!
10. Don`t play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you`ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn`t expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You`ll know it`s ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That`s the biggest bird I`ve ever had!
19. I`m so full, I`ve been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn`t think I could handle all that and still want more! and
finally-
21. I do like a good stuffing!!!!

Superb LOL....
Highlight ,copy, print ......merry christmas ....still laughing love it!

Top one.

Have a good one,

All the best,

The 42%er.

You`re not related to Finbarr Saunders are you Sultan? :-)

Last day of work tommorrow( tomorrow, tommorow, tomomor...f*ck it!)

2 weeks of not seeing my useless excuse for a boss!

Altogether now...
LET`S GET P*SSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry f*ckin` Christmas everyone!

This item was edited on Thursday, 19th December 2002, 18:30