Page 1 of ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SCAN OWNERS THIS CHRISTMAS.

Well its Christmas so lets take a look at your average scan owner lets start with a few jokes or truths.

What is a scan owners favourite film.........Great expectations...

Who is a scan owners best friend...........The postman.

What has the local council and a scan owner got in common ....................they both waste money.

How do you double the value of a scan dvd player.....put a dvd in it.

What comes with a scan dvd player but is never used.......the plug

Scan are calling there new model the boomerang..........you know why.

What has a Sony dvd owner got that a scan owner has`nt......intelligence.

What is a scan owners favourite record ....money for nothing ..by dire straights.

What has a Lord Lucan and a happy scan owner got in common.....there both impossible to find.

What does a Sony owner get in his box that a scan owner does`nt......reliability

What does a scan owner and an ornothologist have in common.........they are always looking for something thats going cheap.

Why does a scan owner always travel by train .....because they like s*** service.

How can you waste more money on your scan dvd .........buy batteries for your remote control.

CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR SCAN OWNERS.


A box of sellotape and brown paper for wrapping.

A broken TV so it will make is dvd player look good.

A pair of rose tinted glasses so the picture looks alright

A degree cause in communications at his local university...he will need it.

A spade so he can bury is player under the roses ( they thrive on s*** dont they)

A wheel barrow so he can take it back himself.

SCAN YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK .....GOODBYE..THE BEAR!

This item was edited on Friday, 15th December 2000, 18:40

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEAR = TROLLUS MAXIMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beautiful LOL!

Beat that if yer can!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Ironduke Salutes Field Marshall Bear!!!!!!!!

LOL!!

This item was edited on Thursday, 14th December 2000, 19:48

Simply excellent.

Quite funny actually.
nilesh
scan

It may be quite funny to you, but not quite so funny to those people to whom it applies eh

awindi, I`m sure that we Scan users are, if nothing else, blessed with a good sense of humour and it`s just as well we are not more intelligent or we might even know when to use `there` and `their` in our postings;-)

Perhaps at the `Scan Horrendous but Interesting Technical Experience` (you work out the acronym, I`m too stupid) conference next year, we could have a small collection for bear to enable him to get out more:-)

From a happy, but too stupid to know otherwise, Scan user.

Could you make it a large collection has I buy quality products.

This item was edited on Friday, 15th December 2000, 18:45

"Could you make it a large collection has I buy quality products."

ROFLOL!

Go ed BEAR lad stick it to em:P

I have a feeling the scanboys are going to try and lynch you before xmas day:)

"SHOOT`N`SCOOT"

Thats my advice:P


HITACHI ROCKS FOR BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Bear

What kind of a life do you lead that you actually took the time to sit down and write that?
Try to widen your social circle a little and spend more time away from your computer. Maybe try starting a "degree cause" in English at your local university, `cause you sure could use a few lessons in spelling and punctuation!

This item was edited on Friday, 15th December 2000, 20:55

Micro - SUCKER !!!!

Total 100% hats off to Bear-Fiend for speaking the truth and makin` a joke out of it. Talking about `get out more` Micro...stop taking life so seriously, mate.

Haven`t LOL like that in ages...TOP MAN - Bear.

And hats off to Nelley for taking it the way it was meant - a Yuletide joke !