The worst film I have ever seen.
Untill last night it was A perfect storm. God awfull. But last night I had the plesure of what seemed like 6 hours of the compleat w*** that is Van Hellsing.
In that "6 hours" I could have had more fun getting a squadie to stamp on my nuts while squeezing a tube of deep heat up my bum hole, again and again and again...............
All the best,
The 42%er.
Your optimistic eyes seem like paradise to someone like me.
Oh....saw the title and thought the thread was about Troy...
julianf
Until i watched Van Helsing, Pearl Harbour was the worst film i had paid to see. Now Van Helsing takes pride of place in my `films i would need to be paid to see` selection
RE: The worst film I have ever seen.
RE: The worst film I have ever seen.
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what`s wrong with your Turkey!Alert early warning system?!
I think I was suckered in with the bunch of mates having a laugh with a not too taxing action fest which when done well can be fun. This was not done well.
I think if we ever have the vote for the reviewer vPM I will out law this film. Cencorship can be a good thing.
In the future I will consult you xfilesgurly untill my Turkey!Alert warning system?! is repaired.
All the best,
The 42%er. Your optimistic eyes seem like paradise to someone like me.
Our local was 200 metres away from the local 10 screen when i was a lad, so i can sympathise.
The desire for a no brainer has led us to watch such joys as judge dredd and Batman and Robin.
In fact Batman and Robin is, without a doubt, the worst film i have ever paid to watch.
Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent.
Forty percent of all people know that.
RE: The worst film I have ever seen.
Judge Dredd *shudder* - I`d forgotten about that abomination until now. What a piece of complete crap - will have to add it to my Worst Movie List. I have successfully managed to avoid Van Helsing and hope never to see it.
"You know you`ve got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it". My Top 20 Horror Movies ---- My DVD Collection
cmon.. surely you saw The Mummy Returns... you knew what you were in for!!..
I loved the Mummy.. thought it was a great adventure movie.. Mummy Returns however was a steaming pile of poo poo poo... I knew that he couldn`t redeem himself with Van Helsing..
LOL!
I was saying to a mate of mine that i had never seen wild wild west a few years ago, so he offered to lend me the DVD. Then he wouldnt take it back!!!!
Now whenever anyone browses my DVD collection, the first thing they say is `Heh, Youve got wild wild west.........`.
Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent.
Forty percent of all people know that.