Info and forum posts by 'Mr God'

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Joined on: Monday, 16th October 2006, 11:09, Last used: Monday, 16th October 2006, 16:51

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This user has posted a total of 18 messages. On average, since joining, this user has posted 0 messages a day, or 0.02 messages a week. In the last 30 days, this user has posted 0 messages, which is on average 0 messages a day.

Recent Messages Posted:

RE: Toilet attendants.

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Another thing that gets my goat, and it happened to me twice this morning. I was waiting at the bus stop and this guy came up to me. He was pretty well-dressed and he asked me if i had 40p for the bus. I actually didn`t have it, so he asked someone next to me. He got 40p then, proceeded straight down the line asking everyone else.

Then, about 10 mins later, this couple came up to me (i had to take off my headphones) and she started going off with a great big sob story about how they were "stranded in cardiff" and needed to get back to wherever.

It just really f***s me off that they don`t tell the truth and try to con you out of money (not to mention waste your time with stories that insult your intelligience).

an ex girlfriend of mine once gave some fella money like this after he told her some sob story about being mugged or something like that.. she saw him doing the same things a couple of days later, told the girl that was gonna give him some money not to, and then chased him down the street..
ah, she was a fun bird.

RE: Toilet attendants.

yeah, like they would know about f***ing cleanliness.. hanging around in a toilet all night!
ah, they f*** me off as well.
once when i was wearing a shirt made by Guess one said to me, "where did you get that shirt from...?" yeah, like I`m gonna fall for that. ya c***¬!
Apparently they have to pay a vig to the bar owners, and buy all their knock-off toiletries themselves..
Oh boo hoo. get a proper job.

RE: Toilet attendants.

the most annoying people to appear in toilets since that bloke what used to poke his head over in the gym changing rooms..
its payment by guilt association.. a pound everytime I have a slash? have you never heard of the golden seal? some nights in the pub I am up and down like a hurdle man...
Also.. If I want a lolly. I will buy one. I will not choose to have one thats been kept in the lavs of a bar all night.
that goes for aftershave as well.

oop.. maybe I should go back to my real log-in.

This item was edited on Monday, 16th October 2006, 14:29

RE: The Ultimate Debate Is There A God????

someone has already registed God.. thats why I went with Mr.. Embarrasingly I had Mr Ed in my head when I wrote it.. What I know about religion you could write on a grain of Job`s wife so I shouldn`t take the p*** really.
Good luck and all that.

RE: The Ultimate Debate Is There A God????

I`m just being a twat really..

apologies for any offence caused..

RE: The Ultimate Debate Is There A God????

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Yes that`s right you`re too "busy" sitting on your big gold cloud-throne eating chocolate and listening to people in Church trying to convince you to let them into heaven aren`t you your Godness, all I asked for was one measly little miracle and you just couldn`t be bothered could you, well you can just suck my balls you great big lazy tosser!

thats one for the hell list..

Tick!