Yet another call for challengers - anyone interested?
PhilPhrenzy(Competent) posted this on Monday, 17th January 2005, 19:42
Good evening.
Are you fed up with many small punches from fights by other competitive grems? Would you like to consolidate all these small punches into a larger, easy to follow fight?
Are you worried about losing your excess challenges, based on the uncertainty of whom to fight next?
Perhaps you have a poor wins history, bad XP rating and blacklisted against other gremlins?
Spiked Minigun can help.
At Spiked Minigun, it doesn`t matter if your wins are high or low, your XP is unflattering, or if you`ve p*ed off other gremlins, our challenges are accepted no matter on your circumstances. Apply for our variable XP rate challenge, where we can offer a rate of up to 25XP!
We are available to take your challenge, and help you achieve a result! Find us somewhere in the top 20 today!
XP rates subject to legislation changes. Our typical rate is around 8-10 XP. Subject to conscious status. XP monetary value is equal to 0.00p. Full terms and conditions available for something else, from somewhere else. Reading the small print might make your eyes go funny - please see signature for more information.
Phil.
Choose Grems. Choose likes. Choose dislikes. Choose a ****ing silly name. Choose the rabbit, deer, fluffy doggy, dinosaur, crow or camel. Choose low strength, high dexterity and high stamina. Choose a birthdate to coincide with your friend`s grems. Choose your enemies. Choose your friends. Choose a forum post with matching opinions. Choose your 10 challenges from a range of ****ing gremlins. Choose staying up for the league update, wondering where you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that chair, watching mind-boggling, bone-crunching fights, stuffing ****ing humble pie into your opponents mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, fishing around for opponents with 1500+ in dexterity and stamina, earning nothing more than an embarrasing 3 XP points from the selfish jumped-up brats that have spawned to replace your top spot.
Choose your future.
Choose Grems!
RE: Yet another call for challengers - anyone interested?
bennyboy80(Mostly Harmless) posted this on Monday, 17th January 2005, 20:40
Class ... absolute class! Very funny :D
You forgot to mention that your potential customer`s gremlin`s position in the league table can go down as well as up and fast XP return is not guaranteed. Also past fight performance is not necessarily a guide to future performance and may have been achieved in a favourable XPconomic period which might not be repeated.
You may also wish to remind everyone that if you accept a challenge from a superior gremlin in the early years, you may not get back the XP you invested.
Anyway, pity I`ve used up all my challenges today :)
