Issac Hunt(Elite) posted this on Friday, 16th July 2010, 18:28
This from the local paper today about a man gored by a bull:
"Daniel Earl, of Stockton, is recovering in hospital after the animal rammed its horns into his groin, leaving him with a deep gash." Instant sex change!
I also liked the restaurant review in which the meal was described as "scrummy", but unfortunately the R was missing.
