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The other week I ordered a "specialist" DVD from adultdvdboxoffice.com.

Some how I managed to get my house number wrong. I put 10 instead of 32. (don`t ask me how).

I am now trying to find out if some granny has signed for this with out having to knock on the door and show my face. (the front cover leaves nothing to the imagination)

Am I a pillock or what?

All the best,

Andrew.

Ps: If you can guess the title I will send you 50p

"Am I a pillock or what?" - never one to leave questions unanswered I`ve taken a short vote in my office and I`m afraid it went in the favour of the `yes` vote :) - but brightened up a boring workshop I can tell you !

Had a few ideas on the title but I`m afraid of the moderators !! ;)

Could`ve been worse.
Probably more embarrassing if you ordered "The Specialist"!

The Inseminator? - Anal Probe 2/3/4/5/6/7? - A fistful of **********? - Licking Lesbians? etc etc.

Not even close.

All the best,

Andrew.

This is the funniest thing i have heard all day. Cheers mate. Made my day. Tell some kids to play knock down ginger on that house and see who comes out. If it was someone honest, they would have returned it to DVDBO. If it was someone very old and religious, the results would be very hilarious. I reckon they would pull out a shot gun if u go there asking for it.

Arse-ticklers, & faggots fanclub??!?!?!

She-male Transexuals Vol VII?

Mature and Horny?

LOL. That was funny, pillock or not. Hire some of the local 11 year olds to break into her house for you and retrieve it! :D

Shaving Private Ryan
Dawsons Prick
Josie and the pussytwats
Arsene Wengers "Private" collection
Toy Story 3???????
Am i close?

Gay Fun Bags
Goose In The Face
Big Brown Yakker

Thats my collection listed anyway