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this ones beginning to bug me, mainly because i seem to get a variant of it every frigging day, its more of a chain mail than the typical spamming s***, read it & tell me what you think,,,

> Hi,
> >
> >I am an Ebay seller/buyer and we have previously done business.
> >My sincere apologies if you have already received this email via a
> >different
> >route or feel this particular one clutters your inbox.
> >However, I think it is worth a read - I was initially very skeptical
> >myself.
> >
> >As we did business on ebay recently, I thought you might be interested
> >in this money making opportunity. The most you can lose is £3.00 and you
> >could make a lot of money. I don`t normally take part in this sort of thing
> >but after reading all of this email it changed my view as the only thing I
> >could lose would be £3.00 and a few minutes of my time on this sunny
> >Wednesday afternoon.
> >I thought I`d give it a try!
> >
> >I HAVE JUST PAID SOMEONE £3.00 SO IT IS WORKING FOR SOMEONE!!!!
> >
> >Please note I am a genuine buyer/seller on ebay and use PAYPAL and just
> >hoping to earn some extra cash. Even if I lose the initial £ 3.00 I
> >thought
> >it would be worth a try - I am sure if it all works as stated we can
> >benefit financially from the following plan.
> >
> >This e-mail is going round all paypal and ebay users and it seems to
> >be working.
> >
> >Please read it in full - it is not a scam and is not junk mail! (Just check
> >my email address on ebay and you can see I am a genuine user of ebay). Yes,
> >like me, you have no doubt heard this before in some form but not in
> >connection with 78 million PAYPAL accounts. PAYPAL have also admitted that
> >this is legal and trading standards are not aware of any problem.
> >
> >All it involves is a one off initial payment of £3, and approximately
> >20 minutes of your time. These are some of the e-mails which finally made
> >me decide that I wanted to try this. I`m
> >just trying it for fun really, I`m skeptical about it I must admit, but I`m
> >fed up of trying to win the lottery!
> >
> >Testimonies:
> >"What an amazing plan. I followed the instructions just 3 weeks ago,
> >and although I haven`t made 10 grand
> >yet, I am already up to £6,135. Am absolutely gobsmacked" - Alan
> >Humphries, Leicester.
> >
> >"Well what can I say? I sent out 40 e-mails like the plan said then
> >just forgot about the whole thing. To be honest, I didn`t really think
> >anything would come of it, but I
> >checked my Paypal account a week later and there was over £3,000 in it!!!
> >After 30 days I now have over £11,000
> >to spend" - Lisa McDonald, Northampton.
> >
> >"I was shocked when I saw how much money came flooding into my Paypal
> >account.Within 3 weeks my account balance has ballooned to £7,449. At
> >first I thought there had been
> >some kind of error!" - Richard Barrie,Cirencester.
> >
> >"I was very sceptical when I first read this e-mail, nearly deleted it
> >but then I thought about it
> >& decided to give it a go! Some people spend more than £3 per week on
> >the lottery, so what`s a one-off payment of £3 going to matter!! I`ve got
> >my fingers crossed that I`ll have some extra spending money in my paypal
> >account very soon!!
> >PS Wishing good luck & fortune to you all."- Jackie.
> >
> >The problem with these types of scheme is that usually they run out of
> >people to pass onto - but with 78 million users and more joining every
> >day, how likely is that? Plus, they usually require high investment -
> >this doesn`t!!
> >
> >If you are
> >eager like I am by this stage, then read the instructions
> >outlined below, taken from the original e-mail. It is really so easy to do
> >-
> >then you can just sit back and wait for those payments to go into your
> >Paypal account.
> >
> >INSTRUCTIONS:
> >
> >The first thing you need to do is go to www.paypal.com and send a
> >£3.00 payment from your Paypal account to the FIRST email address in the
> >list below.
> >You will also have to select a Subject; `Service` or `Goods (other)`
> >should
> >be fine.
> >Instructions on how to send a payment are under `SEND MONEY` at the
> >Paypalsite. It is very easy.
> >
> >The current list is:
> >
> >1. ledkinyhtac[at]ku.oc.oohay
> >2. wrlssw[at]moc.tenretnitb
> >3. ebabycnuob[at]ku.oc.liamtoh
> >4. yrrabssor[at]ten.liamsf
> >5. namzo[at]ku.oc.m25zoahc
> >
> >Copy and paste this page (and make any necessary changes). Remove the
> >email address that you have paid from the number 1 spot, move all the
> >others
> >up a space, and insert your own email address in the number 5 spot
> >(Remember to take EXTRA care when typing the email addresses) Then send the
> >page to
> >as many people as you can. A good way is to send it to all the people in
> >your Paypal
> >history.
> >
> >(GO TO HISTORY TAB ON PAYPAL AND THEN `DOWNLOAD HISTORY` FOR COMPLETE
> >LIST OF PEOPLE YOU HAVE TRADED WITH).
> >ALL I WOULD LIKE TO DO NOW IS WISH YOU GOOD LUCK. IF YOU ARE STILL
> >UNSURE,OR EVEN IF YOU WOULD JUST LIKE TO KNOW HOW THIS WORKS, PLEASE READ
> >ON.
> >
> >Here`s how it works;
> >
> >When you send out your email, your email address will initially be at
> >No 5 on the list. That is the best position that you can be in if you
> >want to earn serious money.
> >
> >
> >The response rate for this program is much higher than
> >any typical email marketing campaign for a number of reasons, which
> >are explained later on.
> >
> >As long as you send out your emails to people whom are likely to be
> >interested in this program, then on average you can expect a
> >response
> >of around 25%. But let`s be extremely conservative and assume that the
> >average response rate is 12.5% !
> >
> >If you send out 40 emails, you can expect at least 5
> >of those people to do exactly what you did (12.5% of 40 = 5 people).
> >By the
> >time your email address will have moved up to No 4 in the list, this
> >list
> >will now have
> >reached around 200 people (5 people x 40 emails=200 people).
> >
> >Out of those 200 people, you can expect at least 25 of
> >them to participate (12.5% of 200 = 25 people) so you are now reaching
> >around 1000 people (25 x 40 emails) and you are now at No 3 on the
> >list.
> >
> >Out of those 1000 people, you can expect at least 125 of them to
> >participate (12.5% of 1000 = 125) so you are now reaching 5000
> >people (125 x 40 emails) and you are now No 2 on the list.
> >
> >
> >Out of those 5000 people you can expect at least 650 of them to
> >participate
> >(12.5% of 5000 = 625) so you are now reaching around
> >25000 people (625 x 40 emails) and you are now at No 1 on the list.
> >
> >Out of 25000 people, you can expect at least 3125 of them to
> >participate
> >(12.5% of 25000 = 3125) so since you are now at the
> >No1 spot you can expect to receive around £9375 (3125 x £3).
> >
> >So, when your name hits the No 1 spot it will be YOUR TURN to collect
> >the money. Over the course of 30 days this money will be sent to you
> >by a
> >few thousand people like yourself who are willing to
> >invest £3 and 20 minutes of time to receive around £10,000 in cash.
> >
> >The first payments will arrive within a few days and then they will
> >continue
> >at the rate of about 100 payments per day for about 30 days (obviously
> >
> >this
> >will depend on how quickly you act and how quickly people take you up
> >on
> >this offer and then pass it on).
> >
> >After that time the volume of payments begins to taper off as your
> >email
> >is
> >removed from the No 1 position. That`s all you need to do! There will
> >be around £10,000 in £3 payments waiting for you in your Paypal
> >account
> >within the next few weeks. £10,000 for so little work! This is real
> >money
> >that you
> >
> >can spend on anything you wish.
> >
> >Just transfer it from your Paypal account to your bank account.
> >
> >It`s that easy!!!
> >
> >Remember, the 12.5% example is assuming 35 out of 40 people you send
> >your
> >email to will do absolutely nothing with it except delete it.
> >
> >Additionally, the above example assumes that each participant will
> >send out
> >only 40 emails. Imagine what would happen if each participant sent out
> >1000
> >emails instead!
> >
> >Unlike many other MLM programs this 5-LEVEL PROGRAM costs you only
> >£3.00
> >which is much more realistic and provides much faster results. Only
> >the
> >first person on the list gets your £3.00 gift,
> >but
> >everyone on the list will rise to the No 1 position as thousands of
> >emails are being sent out.
> >
> >No cheating can occur (don`t be fooled by claims this system can be
> >cheated) as Paypal only allows one account per person.
> >
> >Because it`s that easy the response rate is VERY HIGH and VERY FAST.
> >Internet email fast!! You may start seeing dramatic results in less
> >than one week.
> >
> >Thanks for reading this far, and good luck.
> >Have faith, it really seems to work - as I paid someone £3.00 earlier!!
> >Kind regards and good luck!

James Martin


anybody know if paypal actualy endorses this crap ? cos thats what the email purports ! personally given the way it works it`s kinda like a pyramid/refferal scheme.

i`m planning on hunting this fella down like the mangy dog he is, i`m just f***ing sick of the spam so i reckon it`s time to show at least a couple of these spammers the consequences of sending unsolicited crap, especialy since he`s targeting people that have traded with him on ebay etc, it`s like putting your foot in the door,,, grrrrr

so waddaya reckon, am i overreacting or should we teach this cretin a lesson & spam him into next year :D

his email addy is namzo[at]ku.oc.m25zoahc

feel free to spam him back with my blessing, when i get some time tomorrow i`m gonna sign him up for free ipods, mobile phones, penis enlargment, herbal viagra, gay dating sites & around 200 "free" weekly email newsletters & of course that old chestnut, "joke of the day" :D

if anyone thinks i`m out of order you`ve got till tomorrow to talk me out of it, on the other hand if you also hate all the s*** mail that arrives in your inbox, post some more ideas or even send them directly to the email addy above :D

He **Cough** just signed up for so much free s*** on the net :D



(A.C.C Founder)

This item was edited on Thursday, 1st June 2006, 23:25

People are SO F***ING LAZY nowadays. I remember when cretins like namzo[at]ku.oc.m25zoahc used to spam Usenet with pyramid schemes and people actually had to GET OFF THEIR ARSES to chuck away their money through the POST.

When I got one of these I reported the guy to abuse@ for Paypal and his ISP, probably they did f*** all, but I can dream that he got his account closed... :D




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i`m off to bed now, but i`m glad i`m not the only one with this opinion, i`ll let the thread garner a few more opinions then i`ll post the "further" corresponence i`ve had with the idiot, i`ll do it after work tomorrow when i have a little time, trust me, it is amusing :D

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then i`ll post the "further" corresponence i`ve had with the idiot, i`ll do it after work tomorrow when i have a little time, trust me, it is amusing

Tease! :p Post now!


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k.

initial email=

James Martin wrote:
>> Hi,
>>
>> I am an Ebay seller/buyer and we have previously done business.
>> My sincere apologies if you have already received this email via a different
>> route or feel this particular one clutters your inbox.
>> However, I think it is worth a read - I was initially very skeptical myself.
>>
>> As we did business on ebay recently, I thought you might be interested
>> in this money making opportunity. The most you can lose is £3.00 and you
>> could make a lot of money. I don`t normally take part in this sort of thing
>> but after reading all of this email it changed my view as the only thing I
>> could lose would be £3.00 and a few minutes of my time on this sunny
>> Wednesday afternoon.
>> I thought I`d give it a try!
>>
>> I HAVE JUST PAID SOMEONE £3.00 SO IT IS WORKING FOR SOMEONE!!!!

etc etc as first post,


my initial reply.

f*** off you spamming twat or i will report you to ebay paypal & your isp for sending unsolicited emails, specifically spamming pyramid schemes.


twat.


1st response from spammer

No need to be rude.
If you`d taken the time to read the information Paypal have found nothing
wrong the scheme.
I now know of at least 6 people that have received over £500 so far, so
who`s the twat now!!
Go on and report me to ebay. One less customer for your business.
Prick

my second response to spamming twat=

listen you spamming little twat, if you want to peddle your s***ty little pyramid scheme around thats fine, just don`t spam people, if you wanna take it
further i`ll not only report you for sending unsolicited emails i`ll also drag both you & your internet addy all over the internet & launch a dos attack
against your ip address so huge you will get denial of service 403 messages for months. if you wanna be a prick headed spammer thats your prerogative,
but if you wanna f*** around i`ll make your life a f***ing misery. in fact f*** it, i`m bored, so i reckon i`ll do it anyway.


prick.


short fuse ? moi !!!!!!! 8) this bitch is gonna burn.........

This item was edited on Friday, 2nd June 2006, 00:09

lol - :D

"Life is like oral sex, one slip of the tongue and you`re in the s***!" - Roy Chubby Brown

aditional info, heres his ebay account, only fair i post it as this is how he`s harvesting the active email addy`s >:( http://search.ebay.co.uk/_W0QQsassZozman52mQQhtZ-1

This item was edited on Friday, 2nd June 2006, 00:26

LOL

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This really is quite amusing :)