Page 1 of I`ve got the scheittes really bad......can anyone suggest a remedy?

Must have been to the bog about 25 times since 5 am.........arseholes running like a hosepipe :/ :(

My dad said to drink black coffee......anyone else got any remedies? I feel really physically drained and tired too ......... :(

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:) Mum always used to give us (and I still swear by it) Kaolin and Morphine, coz its settles your stomach (and after a while stops the constant need to run to the bog, so you can get on with things a bit better) and stops any tummy pain too.

P.S: Hope your feeling better soon.

This item was edited on Monday, 9th January 2006, 11:26

Ok, you are going to get dehydrated and black coffe will not help with that. Drink 500ml of water after each movment. You are also going to lose important salts (potasium and the like) Get Dips to go the the chemists and get some Diahoralite (or generic make) This is a re-hydration soloution. It does not tase great but it will replace the salts you have lost (allways read the lable) Mint can help settle the stomach. Hope this helps.

All the best,

Dr 42%er.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

This item was edited on Monday, 9th January 2006, 11:26

I would concur with fluff that kaolin and morphine is excellent....would also concur with the Dr that you`re getting dehydrated, but don`t just go for the cold water as that could give your stomach a shock, boil it first and then let it cool down to `tepid` before drinking a load of it - quite often.

Also..bananas :-)

My collection

u sure about bananas? (I`ve got about 25Kgs on the van) I would have thought they are high in fibre...... :/

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Companies that have p**sed me off so much that I will never use them again and I hope you dont either....
Alloy Bodies of Manchester - The Grand Daddy & Benchmark for shockingly poor customer service.
Capital Bank Leasing who are part of BOS & are f**ing useless & struggle to action the smallest request but are fantastically efficient at taking money out of my account
Orange Telecom
....more coming soon no doubt.....

Sorry, forgot to mention the warming of the water thing.
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You sure about bananas
Not to eat, get one and plug your arse with it ;)

Bananas = Potasium

All the best,

Dr 42%er.


It`s not easy being different. It`s not easy being cool....but somehow I manage....

This item was edited on Monday, 9th January 2006, 11:39

imodium should stop the scheittes - get it from Chemist with the re-hydration stuff. Stops the scheittes in 15 mins(apparently)

Pete :)

If you heat Kaolin and Morphine you can dredge off the chalky Kaolin, which just leaves you with the morphine. Then its bottom of the barrel time for the undiscerning junkie.

I learned this fascinating fact courtesy of a Bomb the Bass tune with Will Self on vocals.

I have used Imodium in the past with good results.
Dehydration...what the good doctor says above.
This is a sensitive subject, so going for the medical approach. if your anus hurts then use Germolene on it as it has an anaesthetic built in. It works when I had to be evacuated before an op and that area hurt like crazy.
Good luck.

Agree with Imodium, it`s like a chemical rubber bung!

(I would imagine...ahem :/ )

Plus as others have posted, get the salts back in your body with dioralyte (can`t be bothered to check sp).

Best of luck to you...

This item was edited on Monday, 9th January 2006, 13:09