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Hi Everyone,

Hope you all had a great christmas.

The reason I`m posting is the wife missed the christmas special of corrie on christmas day and I was wondering if anyone had recorded it.
I would be willing to pay all costs inc. p&p if anyone could help me out.
Many thanks
David



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Surely, it would be worth more if we didn`t send it?

I could possibly send you an email of what happened...but I may just get bored after the opening credits. :D

Anyway here goes.....tram passes over bridge, cat sits there smoking ganga, Steve Mac looks p***ed off (what`s new), Tracy Barlow sells her daughter to the devil (Mike Baldwin) and Shelley has another drink. Deidre tells Shelley that Charlie will shag anything that moves. Shelley says "That`s why he likes me" and pours herself another drink. Meanwhile...Steve Macs wife Karen spends £2m on baby clothes. Stevie Mac then tells her to "Stop it!" then buggers off to buy fish and chips all round. Martin decides to stop hanging around the school gates and go and play football with someone his own age. But Kevin doesn`t want to play as he`s too busy playing `the bit of rough` for Sally. Fred says " I said" and chops up a bit of pork and then realises it`s his penis that he`s chopped. Ashley tells him that he "doesn`t need it anyway" and that he`d like him to be his best man.

Den Watts bursts in....sorry wrong soap.....Dev bursts into the Rovers and realises that he`s been written out for a while, apologises, swigs a brandy and slides out again. Baldwin retorts "Typical" orders a double and then mumbles something to Ken Barlow who then, suggests a Christmas Carol singalong. Liz Mac tells Ken to "F*** off and write another boring biography, you trolley stacking twat" and pulls Steve another pint.

Roy walks in with a great big Christmas Pudding, aka as Cilla. Charlie and Jason walk in arguing. "If you don`t wanna do it, there`s plenty who will" shouts Charlie. Shelley thinks "My God...Charlie`s bloody gay!". Tyrone thinks that Maria may have succumbed to his charms. Maria thinks..."Dream on fatboy". Bev runs in and shouts " Shelley, Charlie loves me". Deidre responds "No, he loves me!!". Liz Mac chirps in with " Then why is he always touching me up then?". Shelley giggles and sips another tequila. Jason decides enough is enough...."Listen...Charlie and me, well..." Ashley then steps forward and says.." Look, it`s tough I know but,......Charlie and me..we were wed today. I`m sorry it might be a shock but that`s the way things are". Fred reminds Ashley that it was Claire not Charlie that he married. "Oh bugger" says Ashley. End credits roll.

This item was edited on Wednesday, 29th December 2004, 01:30

That was a better episode than the real one !!

Could you not send in a script or Two.

Thanks for your help Aslan ;)
Wasn`t quite what I was looking for though :p



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Hiya Grackan,

E-mail me your details through and I will send you it.

Don`t usually watch the rubbish, but had to this time as father-in-law was playing the Vicar!!!

The Coronation Street Omnibus is on at 12.50pm on Saturday 1st of January.
Hope that helps.

This item was edited on Thursday, 30th December 2004, 14:12