Welcome to iwantoneofthose.com. As a super special introduction, we have a wild and crazy offer to tempt you to our marvellous website. Spend £50* or more on your first order and we`ll give you £15 off and to top it off free standard delivery. It`s ridiculously generous of us, and potentially rather stupid, so I would take advantage of it before we are forced to change our minds. See below for 3 clear examples of our barefaced stupidity. This offer has to expire on Tuesday the 31st of January 2006
Simply enter the offer code JANOFF10 into the offer code box on the shopping cart page (don`t forget to hit the submit button) and it will automatically deduct £15** from your order.
* The £50 spent applies to the products alone and does not include delivery charges or gift wrapping. ** Certain products, including those listed in the sale, are exempt from all promotions.
Please don`t take the Mickey - offers may not be used in conjunction with any other promotion or offer. The offer can only be used once per person, between Wednesday the 18th and Tuesday the 31st of January 2006. I Want One Of Those reserves the right to refuse orders placed with this promotion.
Willow : I knew it. I knew it. Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn`t know
