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well, honestly

Ah bless, time of the month?

Calm down dear, it`s an internet forum.

so where are you living then, the fifties?

You`re funny, entertain me for a while...

I can`t. I`ve got to wait for the paramedicas to cut me down from the ceiling and as I live in london I don`t imagine they`ll get here before next tuesdsay.

Is a "paramedica" a european medical expert? Never mind about the entertainment then. Welcome to the forums, maybe we just misunderstood your philanthropic intentions. Look forward to your next bargain. Have a great weekend! :D

It`s just that the bargain forum sometimes (well, no - often) gets mis-used by folk advertising their own wares...and waxing lyrical about what a bargain it all is. It gets really tiresome... :¦

I`m touched. They`ve cut me down from the chandelier now. the cables useless of course and i sound a bit croaky but otherwise i`m fine. thanks for welcoming me. when do i get my glass of bubbly and texan bar? and when are they relaunching the above bar? and no, i`m not selling themn.

Yes...what a great bargain...I`ll buy two of them right now!!