Info and forum posts by 'Real Ale Monster'

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Joined on: Sunday, 27th February 2005, 02:18, Last used: Monday, 7th August 2006, 20:06

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This user has posted a total of 165 messages. On average, since joining, this user has posted 0.02 messages a day, or 0.16 messages a week. In the last 30 days, this user has posted 0 messages, which is on average 0 messages a day.

Recent Messages Posted:

RE: whats up with the forums

Hmmmm,

A whine about the number of posts from a login account that has only posted twice.

And those being the same message whining.

RE: WHAT IS THE POINT?? ARCHIBALD<EYEBALL IN THE SKY<

He uses HH for all fights, which is why I refused to challenge him back.

RE: STRATUS going into hiding for a few days

Right, that`s me done until next month.

Off to another Beer Fest on 18th & not worth starting up a new Grem before I get back

RE: STRATUS going into hiding for a few days

I`M BACK

Monkeyman,

I said I would be making challenges the morning I left.

All.

Survived the Festival for 2 reason.

1) Too bloody cold too stay up, drinking free beer, past about 3 in the morning (plus warm girlfriend to take back to tent with me)

2) Didnt have that many idiots to physically, and I mean physically, thrown out.

Oh well, brought about £250 worth of free beer & wine home with me so can make up for it now.

STRATUS going into hiding for a few days

After taunting other Grems into fights in the morning Stratus will be missing for a few days.

I won`t be terminating him, as I`ll hopefully only miss 4 days fights (as long as my liver survives the Beer Festival that is).

Advance appologies to anyone who may have challenges lapse while I`m away.

RE: Terminated Gremlins...?

Only on the day they are terminated.

After making my challenges I didn`t get back on until gone midnight so there was no indication where they had gone, they could quite simply have died that night

RE: Terminated Gremlins...?

Wasn`t on much yesterday as was getting wasted at a Beer Festival in Newton Abbot(no surprise there).

SLH, VH1, MTV & KISS are the same person so no surprise if they were all terminated at the same time.

RE: Gruntfuttock`s back

Grunty,

No, I work for the Met Office.

I just get my relaxation from 12 hours shifts in communications by volunteering to throw idiots out of Beer Festivals.

I`m not sure we have any of the ones listed at Reading (This Thurs - Sun) but only Batemans we have at Cambridge (Mon - Sat before late May Bank Holiday) is Valiant, and don`t have anything from Hook Norton or Taylors.

Not sure I`ll drink any of the Batemans though, Jaquie Bateman made me wear a silly hat at the Great British Beer Festival last year.

Could have been worse though, she was walking around, and working behind their bar, dressed as Britannia that day.

Monkey,

Cambridge is free in the morning sessions, or free all the time for some people - the joys of being in charge of security ;) .

RE: Terminated Gremlins...?

Ermmm, they probably died instead of being terminated

RE: Gruntfuttock`s back

I would beat the crap out of you, but will be leaving the game on Wednesday for a few weeks as will be away working at a couple of beer festivals

RE: some 1 fight me plz

And makes horrible claims about people that comment about his tactics

RE: go on the egg man

Well done eggy, proving you can get to No1 without cheating

RE: Two free challenges up for grabs...

Oh go on then.

My newborn wouldn`t mind a few fights.

RE: RJS

Errrrr

Because it contains the original post that was deleted.

RE: Sorry Bangkok

That`s never stopped them in the past.

I`ve fought them when their strength was double mine & they still used HH.

Eventually I stopped challenging them.

RE: Apology/Explanation

Admitted?

I outed him ages ago, and made it clear on this forum what was going on, so it was already common knowledge.

RE: Apology/Explanation

I read EXACTLY what you wrote.

And every comment I made I stand by.

Each of your grems has been missing out on 2 fights a day because of your tactics, yes I have 2 Grems - that I try to keep apart in the tables if possible.

RE: Apology/Explanation

Keep all the grems and I for one will never challenge you.

What`s the point, seeing as you use all your challenges for your own grems.

Bangkok & Sovelec

Is there anyone on here actually daft enough to challenge them?

What is the point of the strongest grems on here ALWAYS using HIT HARDER

I for one refuse to challenge them back.

RE: A big thank you to Phil Phrenzy..................

Oh well,

Weisen died overnight as the 4th ranked Grem of all time, a normal range of challenges while he was at the top would probably have made him No 1.

But that doesn`t seem to happen anymore, everyone is too frightened of losing (despite the fact that he lost several fights while at No 1) that they don`t even consider challenging the top dogs.

Well if you can`t beat them join them.

Instead of always giving the top Grem a challenge when I`m in the top 10 I`ll join with everyone else and concentrate on challneges below myself, as almost everyone else does.

PhilPhrenzy & RxMan will be exceptions to this rule but the rest will get the same treatment at the top that they dish out to others.

This item was edited on Friday, 10th March 2006, 11:34

Challenge page screwed?

How the hell is pookee showing a full bar when it`s not fought this month?

RE: Mabon says goodbye!

Too late, you need to buy when the grem is very young

RE: is there a trick i am missing

Quote:
Strength is probably the most important attribute to get right at the moment.


And it`s something I completely disagree with.

The damage you do is related to the difference in strength between grems.

That`s crap.

Damage should be related to strength, with some randomising factor to make it more realistic.

Having someone do more damage against a weak opponent than a strong one is stupid.

I`ve raised this over and over but nothing ever gets done.

It also takes away a lot of the strategy that could be in the game as it simply boils down to HIT HARDER against stronger opponents.

This is the only way to limit the damage you take each punch.

A big thank you to Phil Phrenzy..................

............. for being the only one out there with the guts to regularly challenge the top 2 grems.

Yet again we get to a point where the grems at the top of the league only get a couple of challenges.

Oh well, maybe I`ll do the same from now on, and when I`m top 10 or so only challenge below me.

In the past I`ve taken pride in challenging (and occasionally beating the top grems), as long as their stats aren`t way OTT, but if everyone elses tactic is to ignore the top dogs then I might as well play along.

RE: onkleberts arch nemisis!

Can you translate that into English

"I SHALL NOT DIE BEFORE US!" makes no sense at all.

SORRY EGGMAN

Hit the wrong tactics yet again.

Really shouldn`t be doing this straight after walking in the house from a night shift, make too many mistakes because of it.

RE: BB in the house

Assuming it`s you lot that are challenging the Training Grems heres a hint.

IT`S A WASTE OF TIME, THEY DON`T ACCEPT

RE: I`m Your Punching Bag!

Couple of days?

I make it a week :p

SORRY GRUNTY

Mousepad on laptop is playing up & hit Hit Harder instead if Conserve Energy

RE: Um... was that tumble weed that just rolled by

Don`t give up the day job..

PS: It`s a shrub not a grass :p